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"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, itās. itās like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, itās like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
The sarcasm in this post is fatal
> Fresh paint secured, shirt mostly in tact and blunt fucking smoked, you pop a new set of coordinates into your transportalizer and show up at Karkatās hive.
> Itās gonna be a good day, letās see if you secure yourself a shiny new drinking bud. :o)
> Shiny new drinking bud indeed.
> You're irritated and unhappy and all you want to do is relax and ignore the screeching of the breaks of your mood.
> Good thing there's somebody else around to drink with you or this day probably would have gone to shit.
EYEROLLING AT YOUR SARCASM. DIFFERENT MEASURES FOR DIFFERENT WORLDS. IT TOOK ME SO DAMN LONG TO FIGHT THAT STUPID THING.Ā
If only eyerolling made as much a statement online as it did in person.
But yeah, I'm going to go drink a lot of alcohol like the responsible adult that I am.
Have fun killing off your plant demons.
Eh, shitty horror films and shitty films in general, I guess. Suspense and thrillers is nice, but I donāt think theyād be fitting all for a couple fine motherfuckers like ourselves bein to drinks.
Pulp Fictionās always a good one for background atmosphere. What would you prefer?
Seems you do indeed have good taste.
Pulp Fiction it is.
REALLY WEāRE GOING TO HAVE A DICK MEASURING CONTEST.Ā
FINE. FINE. NICE BY THE WAY.Ā
NAVY MEDAL OF HONOR, AWARDED IN 2001 FOR ACTS DURING DESERT STORM.Ā
SAID ACTS BEING SAVING MY PLATOON BY TAKING OUT A NEST OF INSURGENTS BY MYSELF.
AUTHOR OF AT LEAST TWENTY+ ARTICLES ON NECROMANCY AND MAGICAL PRACTICES, PUBLISHED IN SCHOLARLY JOURNALS AS PART OF MY THESIS FOR MY PH.D AND FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.Ā
CURRENTLY A PROFESSOR AT A HIGH RANKING UNIVERSITY, FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, NECROMANCY.
WEāRE NOT GOING INTO HOW OR WHY IāVE DEVELOPED RASHES OF THE SILVER BRACELET KIND
I DONāT HUNT, SO YOUāVE GOT ME THERE.Ā
BEAT THE ONE FLOWER MONSTER THING IN FF7 THATāS A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS TO BEAT.Ā
ARE WE HAPPY NOW.Ā
Meh, you're fine, I guess.
Can't say winning a medal for fighting for your country is quite as impressive as changing the fate of your planet, but hey, that plant thing is pretty impressive.
Thatās me, yeah.
We should drink together, Iād like to get to know you better anyhow. I got a feelin this girlie can keep up with me. :o)
[File send: Coordinates, Karkat Vantas (shared) hive]
So what kind of movies do you like? Might as well have good background noise.
Well that was bittersweet.
I have now opened an invitation to any asshole on here:
Come drink with me.
Iām interested.
You're ah. Skully, right?
You and I have had some interesting interactions, and I think I did offer the invitation of drinking before?
Anyways. We should drink together. My young wards are asleep and I keep shit well stocked.
I know you been through some nasty shit tonight what's probably made you feel real gross but I bet you still lookin' fine. :o*
AndĀ this has been sitting in my inbox for almost half a sweep.
Kinda glad I came on today.
Mhm.
You ridiculous motherfucker.
Lil Morpheus is generally long asleep by the time I pull out any of the booze, keep your skirt on.
I donāt go drinking around my kids, okay?
Iāll believe it.
Do, because it's true.
In all honesty the coffee thing was because I always had a mug in my hand for it, I was always drinking it.
That behaviour has stopped, and Morpheus has stopped asking me for coffee. (:B
Careful lest lil Morpheus starts askinā yo ass for that rum, and vodka, and maybe a lil somethinā to the tune of whiskey and really good gin.
Lil Morpheus is generally long asleep by the time I pull out any of the booze, keep your skirt on.
I don't go drinking around my kids, okay?
I have now opened an invitation to any asshole on here:
Come drink with me.
No, you were right about what I was reacting to.
As far as clowns go, I know some ridiculous ones, but Iāve yet to meet one that will fuck in public.
sister, those are the best kinds of clowns
So does that make you a clown too?
oohh
what was the āoh my godā about, then?
No, you were right about what I was reacting to.
As far as clowns go, I know some ridiculous ones, but I've yet to meet one that will fuck in public.
coffeecritickarkatĀ said:Ā Oh my god.
the carnival folks are surprisingly cool with folks doing the dirty out in the open
Well that doesn't exactly surprise me, I do share a quadrant with one.
I know you been through some nasty shit tonight what's probably made you feel real gross but I bet you still lookin' fine. :o*
AndĀ this has been sitting in my inbox for almost half a sweep.
Kinda glad I came on today.
:o*
This has sat in my inbox forĀ perigees.
