Andraste Guide me to That Ass

Emily, 20, Canada. cis/she/her. I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back. She's gay.

[thedorseyshawexperience]

[harajunkie]

[theartofanimation]

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[letmebegaytodd]

Replaying your favorite vido game and getting to your least favorite part again

[theyarnlesbian]

I wanna like. press some flowers and make homemade jam. maybe go a little wild and do some needlepoint

[milkteasociety]

maybe go nuts and bake some bread. get wacky and kiss a girl. you know

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[otherwindow]

Creators: INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW FANTASY WORLD The world: [Medieval European setting with knights and castles. Elves live in the forest. Dwarves yelling and drinking. Orcs just green and angry. Dragons. Boob armour.]

[otherwindow]

The world’s game trailer: [Hot mage girl. Antagonist is either a crusty old man or a sometimes sexy white woman. Fantasy war. British accents. Ugly armour. Robust character creator with multiple fantasy race options but no dark skin tones for humans. Giant spiders. A huge potion making mechanic with hundreds of recipes no one is gonna use. More giant spiders. “Only you can save the world”.]

[bikiniarmorbattledamage]

Anyone: Why the boob armor and no people of color in this fantasy setting?  Fanboys who preemptively decided to defend the game based on developer’s brand name alone: THAT’S THEIR CREATIVE FREEDOM! ALSO HISTORICAL ACCURACY™. SHUT UP AND STOP HATING FUN! 

~Ozzie

[yueko]

[lavinder-lilaque]

[hakuteeth]

Straight girls: I’m in love with a woman

Me: omg is she coming out

Straight girls: MYSELF

Me:

[grubsludge]

if your female character doesn’t look like she has lived the life she leads and you can’t get a sense for her actual personality by looking at her because you’re too focused on making her pretty and perfect and palatable it’s bad character design and you should feel bad

[art-asa-blog]

Leliana - The box

Some doors should never be opened for they can never be closed again.

Little project I did over the weekend. It started as a prompts stream. The two suggestions were ‘The mysterious box’ and Leliana. It was a good challenge and a lot of fun, I could end up doing more of these.

(And I also really miss Leliana OTL)

[artemisiagentileschi]

film teacher: you can write about anything for your final!

me:

[gifs-4-life]

When they ask you if it’s true that you slept with the entire Greece…

[hezenkoss]

saemus dumar and ashaad deserved better, poor guys

[powerfulwizard]

i think if you’re going to project your horniness into your work then maybe you shouldn’t be writing about middle school and high school students like are you aware that adults are a thing that exist? if school Really needs to be a part of your plot, are you aware that some adults still go to school? like, college? university? if you really cant keep it in your pants while you’re writing, is it so hard to write characters that are adults? sorry, i watched an episode of boku no hero academia

[thebootydiaries]

police: you’re under arrest

me: no i’m not

police: shit

[virmireride]

[robotlyra]

Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.