a mystery👻

small time human disaster

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[gemfeathers]

[soymoss]

Lil damselfly 🪷 they remind me of little fairies on my walks, everywhere but also impossible to capture on video !!

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[moniquill]

Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[venaday]

I’m a big fan of the out of bounds radio in Portal 1 that bleeds if you hit it.

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[manyblinkinglights]

#it exists and it's 'feel how cold my hands are'

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[unification]

"crash out" already has a meaning which is to fall asleep. cut it out

[venerable-thief]

They don't want you saying shit like "the line at the bank was so long I almost detonated my suicide vest"

[noshowjones]

#mysuicidevest

[businessfish-art]

rude and not rude goat for funsies

[pbeeanjay]

fish out of water

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[mammalianmammals]

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker