hello u smelly bitch

life sucks & then u die

[pleatedjeans]

[colorogasm]

via Weheartit.

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[unhingedbabe]

[applebright]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[guy]

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[valtsv]

daft punk: *singing the same 2 lines over and over in those digital voices of theirs*

me: fucking superb you funky little robot men :’)

[depsidase]

[gorehounds-deactivated20200913]

bong water lacroix

[berryjuices-deactivated20240805]

the front bottoms kidz bop

with tears in my eyes i begged you to stay you said hey man i love you but no way jose

[coffeemeth]

hey what’s up bitches im not dead or inactive i’m just asleep most of the time pls don’t unfollow k thx

[sneakerback]

[berries]