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[sail-not-drift]

Luther - series 1, episode 4

You say God made man in His own image. But what if that included His rage and His spite, His indifference and His cruelty? God created all of us, we are all God’s children… but God’s a bit of a bastard. - Being Human

[sail-not-drift]

New icon because I hate myself

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[razzledazzmatazz]

YOU GUYS

So. Someone cut together all of the Marvel cinematic universe feature films and short films that culminated in The Avengers into the proper chronological order.

Naturally, it’s somewhere around 9 hours long. This does not in any way hinder my desire to see it.

[erinkyan]

oooooh gonna watch this sometime

[fatherofthebride]

[avorpalsword-deactivated2021022]

“The thing is, you did not know the Starks… they look for courage and loyalty and honor in the men they choose to serve them.”

[jellybeanspuke-blog]

This is why we can’t have boy kings

[therainbowexplosion]

[previouslyserjaime]

[piginawig]

 #Jaime Lannister is not a good man #Jaime Lannister was a good man once #But then he saw the Mad King burn good men alive and rape his sister/wife #And no one ever did a thing to stop it #Because they took vows #And he loved his sister more than anything in the world #And watched Robert beat and rape her#But couldn’t do a thing #Because he took vows #And he saw his father order Tyrion’s wife gang raped #And he did nothing to stop it #Because that’s his father #And he saw Rhaegar’s children’s bodies brought to Robert #And Robert was happy bc they were just dragonspawn #So why bother being honorable? #When even the men who are supposed to be honorable #are terrible fucking people? #So no #Jaime Lannister is not a good man anymore #But he’s the most honest fucking man in Westeros #And maybe you don’t like it #And maybe you hate him #Because he fucks his sister #Because he pushed Bran from a window #Because he will burn the world for Cersei #But Jaime Lannister is one of the most complex #compelling #characters in this ‘verse #And you better fucking recognize#that this is Jaime’s world

[previouslyserjaime]

THOSE FUCKING TAGS ALL OF THE AWARDS I AM CRYING

IDEC THAT I’M REBLOGGING MY PHOTOSET

THOSE TAGS DESERVE AN AWARD

[porcelainivorysteel-blog]

[plantagenet]

jonquille’s thirty day asoiaf challenge | day six : characters you wish would interact

T H E  Q U E E N S  I N  T H E  N O R T H

“Tell me how it happened,” the northern queen says. 

Her brother’s dowager looks up at her with aching eyes.

“His Grace laid siege to our castle. He made a ruin of my father’s house and then,” she pauses, “he refused to ruin me.”

Sansa stiffens in her chair. She knows all this, and yet…

“Did you love him?” she asks. 

Jeyne’s eyes have misted. 

“Yes,” she says, a little incredulously. “I loved him.” She swallows. “I do not know if he loved me, but-“

“Oh, he did, my lady,” Sansa hurries her voice away. It was too much for just now. When she closed her eyes she imagined them standing there together at the foot of the throne, Robb with their mother’s curls, Jeyne still with the crown he gave her.

“Your Grace?”

“He must’ve,” Sansa says tightly, and she is nearly crying. “He saved you.” A smile severs her face like ice. “He never saved me.”

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I had hoped we might be able to continue the legacy of our fathers’ friendship.

I don’t know my father.

But you know who he was.

Aye. And what might we base this friendship on, Jon Snow? What do I, a blacksmith forged in poverty on the streets of King’s Landing, have in common with a lordling like you?

We’re bastards, the both of us. 

[pock-o-pea]

TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT: A Guide to Shirtlessness by the Men of Westeros & Essos

CHAPTER SUMMARIES: I - Introduction - I’m Shirtless! Now What? Congratulations, you’ve taken your shirt off! But there’s so much more to do now, than just stand there, shirtless. The next chapters will instruct you on what to do, to make you the best, most well-rounded shirtless individual you can be! II - The Mane Event Sure, you’re shirtless, but that doesn’t mean you neglect the rest of what you’ve got! Learn how to care for and show off some shiny, conditioned hair along with your shirtless bod to stun that sexy spearwife! by Jon Snow III - The Voice of Command Men need to walk the walk and talk the talk. Here’s a quick guide on knowing what to say, when to say it, and how to say it right - it’ll melt her knickers every time! Work on that sultry, soothing voice that can make any maiden want to comfort you in a time of need. by Robb Stark IV - Good Grooming Gets You Going  Cleanse, exfoliate, manscape and moisturize! Knowing how to care for your skin is crucial if you’re going to flaunt that bod. Our expert shows you how to do it right, step-by-step, and shows you the best products to use for the job. by Loras Tyrell V - Staying Safe in the Sun Harsh rays can damage you when you work hard and party harder in the sun. Thanks to some tried-and-true Dothraki tips, know how to stay protected whilst still having fun frolicking in the heat! by Khal Drogo VI - Sideface & Super Fit Flaunting a shirtless torso means having to work at it regularly to stay in shape and keep fit. More importantly, practise how to fight properly - if you’re prepping for a fight, do it right! Here are some exercises to keep those washboard abs showing and those pectorals nice and perky. Bonus tips on how to oil yourself up just enough to get the ladies staring. by Gendry Waters (co-written by Arya Stark) VII - You’ve Seen The Best, Now See The Rest! She’s seen your chest, your hair, your great skin, slamming bod, and that sexy voice - there’s only one thing left. Our expert teaches you when to know the right time, and - more importantly - how to introduce her to your penis. by Theon Greyjoy VIII - A Time of Change For our adolescent readers: your body’s growing, changing, and maturing. What better way to keep up with all these changes than by engaging in a sexual relationship with your cousin?! Only this man can show you how it’s done. by Lancel Lannister IX - The Art of Seduction Just because you’re a king doesn’t mean you don’t still have to work hard at wooing your mate-du-jour. This king shows you how to smooth talk, straddle, and snuggle your way to score a home run. (75% success rate!) by Renly Baratheon 

Made for Throneland Challenge 10: Best Sellers

[iwantcupcakes]

A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen.

I came back to this.

[chirravutever]

Game of Thrones - This is how we OT3

[astralgabriel]

Reblog if you ship so many couples you have a metaphorical navy.

[coffeetearsandclassybitches]

i am ironborn when it comes to the amount of ships i have

[haleyhss-blog]

Some posters I did for the 7 houses of Game of Thrones.

[carlyfries6210]

[miraze-blog]

“Needle was Robb and Bran and Rickon, her mother and her father, even Sansa. Needle was Winterfell’s grey walls, and the laughter of its people. Needle was the summer snows, Old Nan’s stories, the heart tree with its red leaves and scary face, the warm earthy smell of the glass gardens, the sound of the north wind rattling the shutters of her room. Needle was Jon Snow’s smile. He used to mess my hair and call me “little sister,” she remembered, and suddenly there were tears in her eyes.”