heeby geeby

hi im mack and I am legally allowed to bury you for fun and stuff. lots of tlt, magnus, and also random shit. follow if you dare...

[sebright]

Houndoom

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[02vin]

12-21-2024, 4 PM

[verumex]

[postpunkindustrial]

Noise sculpture by Tobias Bradford.

See more at Instagram HERE

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[i-love-sufjan-stevens]

Photos of Black Lesbians in The Past

Because if we have a past, we'll sure as hell have a future

[ashes2caches]

I put ‘cute tgirl land’ into my gps and it rerouted me to your apartment…

[simzart]

[kficc]

[kosmogrl]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[catgurltreats]

Girl did you just quicksave

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife