AlexGuard

Alex or Ghost || They/Them || I draw a lot, but I do not post a lot! I will try though! My Ao3 <-Some Art Becomes Stories Here :] My Portfolio

[bruzum]

[gummy-frog52]

Like mother like son

[pvtpunsart]

clothes challenge w/ friends continues

lion g rrrr sweater...

[saffron-slash]

happy pride month to the broke mentally ill gays who are a mere toe-stubbing away from a full breakdown

[sariphantom]

🌙✨☁️ Dreamland Magma Jam 🌙✨☁️

Great theme for this week's magma jam, @weeklymagmas!

Second image is a sorta parody/reference to one of the covers from the Mirage comics

Also joined in a mini collab with @theskeletonwitchfr, @voidwitchboots, and @starryarcadesolitude

[nonlynear]

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[dragongirlsnout]

10 000 dollars a day to every autistic child who grew up into an adult with a weird relationship to eating because parents can in no way be trusted to respect children's issues with food

[theskeletonwitchfr]

Dreamland theme Magma!!

This is a what if Leo and Raph can Ninja Mind Meld in their dreams after the invasion but without meaning to when they are having nightmares, and comfort each other thinking is just part of their dream? Next morning be like "I had the weirdest dream" "oh me too!" "oh cool, anyway-"

I also did a mini collab! Thank you for joining!

@sariphantom @voidwitchboots and @starryarcadesolitude

Thank you for hosting @weeklymagmas 💙🧡❤️💜

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[saffron-slash]

AUGH. It's been almost a year since I started this comic. Thanks for following along, and I hope you enjoy what I have yet in store!

(ko-fi)

[salvaation]

literally been thinking of making this since i first watched so here

[queen-of-dogs-01]

I heard the theme Dreamland and my brain immediately played the song. It's a good excuse to draw some Glass Animals stuff and I've never drawn Rise Mikey at @weeklymagmas before

I was really wondering if I wanted to go with the visual I always imagine for this song (pink and gold floaty clouds) or get inspired by the album cover, so I combined both and used the palette from this variant:

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[color-palettes]

Canals Filled With Cordial - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#3a2b2e #e0665b #ead4c7 #e2a962 #a3c380 #608cb3

[sunsetforestzone]

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence