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lesserknownwaifus

The Micromanager from Toontown

ambereign

Another week worth of Graham

fuckyeahanarchistposters

Sticker campaign: if you see something, leak something

octokaotic

Toontown Nostalgia posting

toontown-names

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Poor lad doesn't like it when people see him in such a sorry state... No worries though, the demonstration will be over in just a minute!

The definition of a "child" is very different between Cog Nation and Toontown.

To cogs, a "child" is just something that's owned and taught what it needs to know so it can inherit their parents' companies and vast amounts of wealth. Of course, you can't do this with an actual child, so most cogs are born (or in this case built) as adults. Up until recently, ownership of children was a privilege reserved for the very richest of cogs who could pay to dodge the draft, but now that the war's over and everyone has more time on their hands, more cogs have been partaking in the act of parenthood, even if they can't offer much in inheritance. Still though, most cogs opt for adult children because it costs far too much money to start with a child and then have to constantly upgrade its body to reflect different stages of life.

Toon children, on the other hand, are actual children. If you want your child drawn by a professional painter, it'll cost you quite the pretty penny, but since toon children can grow up on their own, the initial cost is really the only major one. Besides, what's the point of being a parent if you can't do fun things with your kids? I'm talking throwing the football around, going to the park, tax evasion- all that jazz. The way toons see it, children aren't just something you have just to have them, they're something that ought to be cherished, and you can't cherish the time you have with your kids if they're already looking to move out when they're born.

Like I said before, mixed couples can argue and compete over what kind of child they want, but non-mixed couples can still have children different from themselves. Cog couples might want toon children so they can add some silliness to their life, and toon couples might want cog children because they provide stability in such a crazy, whacky world. There's no wrong way to start a family, all that matters is everyone loves each other.

yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

fizzlepop-frog

“but I stay silly!”

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog you stay silly

#tooncore

metropolisyuri

[TTCC X DISCO ELYSIUM]

Detective Du Bois' skills are lookin kinda different today eh?

effira

both versions of this stupid drawing

#suggestive text//#HAH

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can you tell me if theres stores with a cog in it like mr.wad's candy shop ?

There's a few of them, actually- I don't know what most of them are yet, but I have this one! In the Brrrgh, there's a fancy restaurant called "The Penguin Parlor" that's owned and staffed entirely by cold callers (and one duck). From left to right:

The Boss: Owner of the Parlor. He's good at keeping track of activity in the restaurant, even when it's really busy. He's also confident, and he's a natural born leader. Instead of just sitting in his office all day, he's actually out there in the trenches with his staff, serving all the customers.

The Romantic: Flirtatious fellow who serves the lonely patrons. His unmatched charm compels them to keep returning to the restaurant, but as a consequence of this, he gets asked out a lot. A few people even tried to propose, but he's happily single.

The Forlorn: Can play hauntingly beautiful music on the violin AND piano. The parlor has an in-house band to serenade the patrons, but once it's slow enough, they're sent home and the Forlorn takes their place for the night. Doing this saves the Boss a lot of money.

The Brute: If an altercation breaks out, the Brute will escort the troublemakers off the property. He's so good at this, that one time the Parlor was getting robbed, and he was able to take on all three assailants by himself- he just tied them up in a big knot and threw them out the door.

The Jester: The only reason he signed up for the job was because he thought they'd make him into an actual penguin, but he stuck around for the free food. He's surprisingly good at being a waiter, and he's very good at making people laugh. If there's an angry customer, the Jester is usually able to calm them down before the Brute has to step in.