I love the threads i have over here so much, but the last time I tried to reply to something, Elijah sounded like Sherlock fucking Holmes and I was appalled with myself.
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I love the threads i have over here so much, but the last time I tried to reply to something, Elijah sounded like Sherlock fucking Holmes and I was appalled with myself.
                 + L E H A N E                  + M I K A E L S O N
                       "I’ve known that man 200 years.
                                He’s cranky.                                He’s fussy.                                  He can ride your last nerve.
                       But he has an Achilles’ Heel, okay?                              He can’t help trying to fix what’s broken.“                                    -Marcel Gerard
Elijah Mikaelson → 5x03 “Ne Me Quitte Pas ”
moonoverbourbon:
“Perhaps you should get Rebekah to give her lessons in how to properly walk in high heeled shoes, so that she does not make a mess of the rug when her anticipatory light-headedness leads to her skull meeting the hardwood. Please remember that the trash only runs on Monday and Thursday, and it is sweltering today - I would rather not have to put up with the stench of another one of your unfortunate paramours for longer than necessary.”Â
“And I am not one for casts-off, Elijah - I thought that was more your area of expertise.”Â
“I’m sure that unlike another sibling I could name, Rebekah is occupied with her own intimate life, and too busy to comment on mine.      Perhaps we could borrow a pair of her shoes, though, and you could demonstrate yourself? You certainly have the calves for them.”
moonoverbourbon:
@cognacandchess
“You should get the floors stripped and sanded, brother. Your harlot looks as if she’s about to break an ankle attempting to escape you.”Â
“Light-headed in anticipation, perhaps, but eager for my attentions, I assure you.        Did we wake up on the petty side of the bed this morning? I’m sure she has a friend you could avail yourself of.”
                 + L E H A N E                  + M I K A E L S O N
                       "I’ve known that man 200 years.
                                He’s cranky.                                He’s fussy.                                  He can ride your last nerve.
                       But he has an Achilles’ Heel, okay?                              He can’t help trying to fix what’s broken.“                                    -Marcel Gerard
Run Away by kienerii
Savage Mikaelsons heroically defeating a terrible evil. Maybe this will finally earn us our redemption. Do any of us really believe that? Not for a second. It’s a wonderful sentiment.
Você vive… Ou morre dependendo da minha vontade.
[insp.]
She’s mean AF. That’s a Twitter term, which I can only assume stands for “mean as Frankenstein.” And here’s another term. DTF. “Don’t touch Frankenstein.” To which I usually just reply, WTF. “Won’t touch Frankenstein.”
Elijah Mikaelson (via incorrecttvdquotes)
The Lost Wife of Robert Durst (2017).
The Lost Wife of Robert Durst (2017).
“if the originals was star trek he’d probably be mr. spock to my handsome captain kirk.”
I’m an Original, show a little respect.