addicted

[hisztory]

[cognye]

[namerhymes]

The McDonald’s Man Calabassas, California

McDonalds man McDonalds man The French fries had a plan The French fries had a plan The salad bad and the ketchup made a band Cus the French fries had a plan The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man McDonalds man I know them French fries had a plan I know them French fries had a plan The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band To overthrow the French fries plan I always knew them French fries was evil man Smelling all good and shit I don’t trust no food that smells that good man I don’t trust it I just can’t

McDonalds man McDonalds man McDonalds, damn Them French fries look good tho I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries I could see it through his artificial meat eyes And he only be there some of the time Everyone was jealous of them French fries Expect for that one special guy That smooth apple pie

[triplebatman]

someone who knows kanye west plese forward him this idea:

kanye west branded cognac called “Cognac West”

thanks in advance

[cognye]

ahem... way ahead of you.

[bamhbies]

*daydreams about owning a dog*

[wholesomemes-archive]

[jarrodrc]

Kanye West dancing to “Take On Me” (2006)

[bloodredsangria]

[howmanyletterscaniputinmyurl]

someone walks by, holding a phone

me: they’re playing pokemon go

[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

[welovekanyewest]

[librasign-deactivated20170528]

[prncssbean]

@cognye told me we would see zootopia but it’s been out over a week? blasphemous

[cognye]

but like it’s better to see it when it’s been out for a month cuz no one else is there so

[gq]

[herekitty]

[maleksrami]

Leonardo DiCaprio getting his Oscar engraved and making a Leo joke™ (x)

[sarahtude]

Oh my GOD