Triple Batman

Same great batman taste with only 3 times the calories. bandcamp soundcloud

[sarahseeandersen]

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Today in Flork news.

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Two hours later.

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Critical update

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You’re most definitely thinking of someone else.

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[niktheniknik]

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

[vero-niche]

playing a car game, aiming for some mindless fun. not vibing too much with it until ☝️ i have discovered two things 1. you can just go wherever tf you want, no need to race 2. there is a radio station that plays classical music

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[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

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[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[3amsoda]

Your art isn't good, learn proper anatomy and stop drawing with your dick.

[wizardarchetypes]

i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.

it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

[wizardarchetypes]

[pangur-and-grim]

when I was a kid, I complained to my mom about other kids being mean to me, and she said "you have to tell them that your feelings are hurt! then they'll understand."

so the next time I was being bullied, I said "hey. you guys aren't being very nice." and they looked really confused and stun-locked for a minute and then said "yeah... we know."

[lemonsweet]

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

[lemonsweet]

My blue animals

[treatsformeeko]

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

[lemonsweet]

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

[kaelio]

[bagadew]

[shencomix]

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[kendrysaneela]

This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

[geijutsu1]

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

[sashibunbun]

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they’re working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

[dixkens]

The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

[anarchopuppy]

We’re talking about the Manhattan project that Kodak had clearance to know about (and even got advanced warnings about tests) because they figured it out when radioactive fallout from the tests contaminated their x-ray film? That one?

[bogleech]

And that was still just one government using the fullest extent of their power to try and keep just one secret in a time before cellular phone cameras or the internet. Imagine thinking multiple, rival governments agreed to fake a virus to fool just some of their citizens into staying home from work, while also agreeing to pay billions of dollars to compensate them for it.

[hanavesinauttija]

[calebwittebane]

[brawltogethernow]

Discovered: equation that screams in agony at its own existence

[earhartsease]

fucking dialup modem equation

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[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

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[killwizard]

Jimmy Budgett

[thehotgirlproject]

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]