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[cogroach]

Hey I don’t really use this website any more, so I just thought I’d log on and say that I don’t really use this website any more.

I’m on my bullshit all the time on my twitter though!

[cogroach]

Spent the evening with my dog eating oreos, drinking beer and watching that one episode of New Girl.

Pretty good.

[letliving]

This kiss was one of the best on screen kisses of all time

[everydaylouie]

lady and the chomp

[homestarrunner]

NEW STRONG BAD EMAIL

for the first time since friggin’ 2009, Strong Bad answers viewer mail!!! (there was a sbemail 206, but he couldn’t really read the sbemail, as it was on a microwave)

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

One of my favorite stories from the making of the first Godzilla movie.

[lemedy]

sailor moon crystal | moon cosmic power, make up

[pricingvincent]

Galavant (2015)

[zooxzoo]

Galavant + A Summary

[drunkbroadway]

Remember, always thank your friends for coming to your show.

[shionnes-imeris]

What am I feeling? Is it a feeling? Could I be feeling somehow? All this time I’ve never truly had one, why would I be starting now?

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

GET FUCKED KARS

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

joseph gets a fucking walkman

what an ending

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if dio is in that fucking chest then god so help me

[highdio]

Jojo: The Real 4D at Universal Studios Japan.

[hawkscape]

Every Phoenix Wright Case

Witness: He walked in and shot the guy

What actually happened:

[jesuismurphy]

Motivational cryptids from my TAAD portfolio. 

I love them, I hope you also love them.

[eyezehuhh]

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure The Jojos

[yourplayersaidwhat]

How to Kill a Campaign Before It Starts

 (Not actually one that happened to me, but being submitted with the blessing of a player involved who doesn’t get online much (Player 2, in this case).  This was the character generation session for a D&D 3.5 campaign.  This was back around 2004 or so, so there’ll probably be a bit of paraphrasing.)

Player 1:  *After rolling stats.*  Do you allow mulligans at all?

DM:  Nope.  What you roll is what you get.

Player 1:  Normally I have no problem with that, but you may want to make an exception, here.  *Shows rolls to DM.*

DM:  *Looks at rolls, shrugs.*  That’ll suck.

Player 1:  *Puts sheet with his rolls in the middle of the table, collects his dice, and stands.*  Well, maybe I’ll get to play with y’all some other time, hopefully under a DM who’s more reasonable.  *Walks out.*

Player 2:  *Picks up sheet, jaw drops.*  Dude, his highest roll was a nine!

DM:  Yeah, your point?

Player 2:  You know what, fuck this.  I’m not dealing this kind of bullshit.  *Stands.*

Player 3:  If [Player 2]’s out, I’m out.  He’s my ride, he’s the only way I can get here.

Player 4:  *While Players 2 and 3 collect their gaming equipment.*  Fuck no!  I am not soloing this shit!

 (The DM just sort of stared and sputtered while all four players walked out before even getting as far as picking out feats or skills.  From what I’ve been told, he still thinks the players were being unreasonable.)