Random Ramblings

Call me Hawk! I draw, write fics, and make music videos. I also love talking! Drop me a message about anything!!!!! WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN!

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[girlboyburger]

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[hawk-feathers]

This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.

[might-be-a-potato]

[i-fuck-audis]

@dove-does-stuff i think yuou would like this

[ivipl1]

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

an older woman actually stopped me once and told me I must be a great cook because I was just throwing random vegetables in my cart based on price. she was like "gosh! I would need a recipe to know what to do with all of those!"

i do have a recipe. it's very simple:

ingredients: vegetable

step 1: throw it on the ground.

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

[redtalics]

i made Vanessa Stockard's cat Kevin in spore [2008]. please look at her paintings of this thing

[redtalics]

badly!

here's a gif of Spore Kevin doing the only dance that looks decent for him, and a gif of him shaking vigorously, just for fun. It was made from his walk cycle.

[alexxuun]

Human Rocky!!! Been loving everyone drawing him as James Ortiz <3

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[hawkscape]

AM: wah im sad i dont have a body

Also AM: creates entire worlds for his litol people toys full of people with bodies showing his clear ability to create a body

[jumpbreak96]

KIMERO [bizarre guy]

well, most chaotic character i made i think, and insane

[wizard1ylizard]

In your camera 📸

[strangestcase]

(Smugly, confidently) I’m the most fuckable subject in this evil as fuck laboratory

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[demilypyro]

if i just work hard enough and help enough people then maybe one day i can make up for the horrible sin of existing while flawed. everyone else doesnt have to do this though it's just me. i'm uniquely abhorrent

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?