My Anti-Hero Origin Story

| Cohen | Hetero Opportunist aka Bisexual | She/Her | One of "the antis" | Because Jason started the apocalypse this place has become a grab bag of gay. Enjoy!

[cockyhorror]

Happy Pride Month, I guess.

[cohenisabadass]

Hetero Nonsense 

[yermemeblog]

Follow @kingof-memes

[legalmargamind]

“Strangers is about two girls in love, they sing it to each other. Most of the relationship rn have turned to only Physical. I want to establish the emotional aspect. I think I have never heard a song, from two openly LGBT singing a love story to one another on Top 40 radio.” -Halsey-

FUCK ME UP! THIS IS GONNA BE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM!!

ALL HAIL THE BISEXUAL QUEENS!! ✨

[childlikemperor]

never let straight girls forget they’re in the same lane as straight boys. dont let them pat themselves on the back for all the “gay ships” (usually comprised of straight men, mind you) they obsess over or how much drag race they watch. straight girls are just as straight as straight boys.

[f4iryrising]

“straight girls are just as straight as straight boys” ??????? what

[mixedboyfriend-blog]

this might be news sharon, but straight people are straight

[entirelytookeen]

Lexas realization that Clarke and the others were basically sent down to die was too good. And the ark thinks the grounders are barbaric 🙄

kasjkdj THIS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME ABOUT THE SHOW because how could they set up that kind of parallel accidentally

[runawaymarbles]

I’m still not over the arkers being all “no we will not let you kill this teenager who has murdered people as justice this is BARBARIC” when like… they kill teenagers for petty crimes. The fact that the arkers think that “blood must have blood” is Savagery when their policy is “stubbed toe must have blood” is one of the most frustrating plot holes.

[cohenisabadass]

Lesbian Sexting: (Hot damn yes please)

Jules: You become all mine. Pushing you on your stomach, my fingers tracing your every curve until I find your shoulders, pushing your shirt off and using it to tie your hands together and I press my naked body against your back. Kissing your neck and whispering to you everything teasing your clit and scratching (Continued) your thighs and my mouth making it's way to your hips and pulling off your boxers, grabbing your ass, and my hand making it's way back and rubbing your clit so gently until I flip you on your back and I kiss you softly from your hips up to your neck, scratching up your back and kissing back down to your nipples. Slightly pinching one and flicking the other with my tongue, biting and sucking until your body can't handle how much you need to be fucked and I trace your jawline with both hands, pushing your head back and biting your bottom lip, slipping my tongue up and lightly licking it, pulling away and finding my way Down to your stomach and between your thighs, licking every inch of your clit and fucking you, making you moan and wish you had your hands. My hand making it's way inside you soft at first so I can hear you beg me to Fuck you harder as I'm biting your hips and kissing up to your lips holding you down by your neck, I finally give you what you need until you're shaking and moaning.

Me: ...

[ghostsandgoblins]

[panagiota-k]

#clexa + texting your girl - 2/?

[tastefullyoffensive]

Needs some Funyuns. (via wyomingpd)

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[otherbully1]

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[gotabonetapick-deactivated20200]

Some of my mutuals are like steam games, because they’re here, yet I have never interacted with them.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[celulardevicedotmp3]

i screamed

[bonitaapplebelle]

[closet-keys]

reblog if you’re one of the LGBTs that stole the rainbow from God

[t00-many-fandoms]

I was one  of them and you’ll never get it back!

[hedalekkksa]

Look at her. They aren’t even shooting and she is already SO into it. She’s so extra I CANT 

[tchaikovsgay]

“People are freaking out about this edible cookie dough!” All cookie dough is edible if you aren’t a bitch

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

Winn: Kara, look Lena is coming this way Kara: What do I do??? Winn: act naturally