[asparklethatisblue]

Ariadne of Crete suffers from “what if your baby brother is a slippery beast” disease.

The Minotaur, but make it Moo Deng

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE GONNA ROMP

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[thememedaddy]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Prometheus would like them to stop playing The Eagles O_O

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[newsandstuffisee]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[the-punforgiven]

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[the-punforgiven]

I hope when he dies it is the stupidest death possible. I hope it's a comical death wholly and utterly devoid of any type of dignity. I hope it's so goddamn stupid it destroys his reputation so fully that nobody can make a martyr out of him that anyone would take even remotely seriously.

I hope he slips on a banana peel and falls into a port-a-potty

I hope he's talking about some bullshit and walks directly into an open manhole surrounded by caution tape and signs.

I hope he walks into a painting of a tunnel and somehow dies from it

Just some real looney tunes shit

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[berkeleygirl3]

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love baby. Use baby as pillow

[miladydevon]

let's be a pillow for mama

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this green heron inspecting a bug

[inkkyte-deactivated20240301]

Hes inspecting that bug real well

[northirish]

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it