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she/her

[professional-egg-layer]

Just heard about "trans women" it seems like they've been having a rough time. Maybe we should get these girls 1 million in cash

[mi-ciudad]

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[altivyx]

[idlelizard]

dinky dragons

[witchlingcirce]

[kingofcourtjesters]

He's an expert on the subject.

Poor Jeor. Spent the last vestiges of his old age in the nights watch trying to save his family from the shame Jorah brought upon them and it highkenuinely doesnt matter cuz said shameful son is trying to groom a 14 year old.

[fosterova]

Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls Book Dany and Sansa

[brishollow]

getting so sad during both their POV chapters where one just wants a home and the other wants a fairytale prince because they’re LITTLE GIRLS

[wittythunderwitch]

[7seasofem]

i’m speechless this is so perfect

[chickren]

i saw this post on reddit the other day that said jaime's arc in feast is about him becoming tywin and that's not even worth engaging with for just epically stupid levels of ignoring what's in the text but it got me thinking about how much of feast is jaime mining the carcass of tywin's existence for anything of value

jaime's an accidental and reluctant philosopher but there's this overt hand of george element to watching jaime pick through ilyn payne's rooms looking at the absolute wreck that devoted service to tywin made of ilyn's life and you have jaime there dragging ilyn out of his cave into the sunlight to try to give him a chance at living the sort of worthwhile life jaime imagines he once intended to live

there's nothing subtle in the way this relates to jaime's view of his own life.

then jaime's wandering through the crownlands and riverlands looking at the absolute decimation tywin left in his wake with no delusions about tywin's responsibility for it (or his own tbh) which makes it almost magical when jaime reaches down tywin's gullet into the guts of his dad's advice and legacy and looks at the gore he pulls out, weighing and evaluating what's worth using and what isn't. and then he's like well i can use this song as a weapon, i can use words as a weapon, i can weaponize the horror of tywin in a way that spares people the actual physical harm of tywin's favorite methods as much as i possibly can

[theaisyapping]

Young Cat

[prophicc]

Daenerys “Stormborn”, First of Her Name, wearing various crowns of House Targaryen

Bonus style of her own crown:

[gsope]

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[sir-kiss-my-axe]

China spending countless long nights with no sleep just carving sigils into her apartment. Queen.

[lastchanceonthestairway]

Some seasons of war sketchessss

[beigetiger]

Realized I'd never drawn Skulduggery so I made them both. And did a render test