THE LAST OF US RP STARTERS PART I
Well, I have some interesting news for you.
Are these assholes still with us?
Only got a few hours left until curfew.
Ration line hasn’t opened yet. Must be running low again.
Better not mention them too loudly. You don’t want the wrong person hearing you.
Fuck… so much for the easy route.
Patch yourself up, alright?
You see that shit?
You stay outta trouble, alright? Military’s gonna be out in force soon.
No signs of military or infected.
Let’s grab our gear. Our backpacks are still here from last time.
Make your shots count.
It’s like we’re on a date.
You think he’s still got our guns?
Once we get our merchandise back, it should be easy to unload.
Body’s not that old. Better keep your eyes and ears open.
Get your ass up here. Let’s move.
Didn’t realise you two were together.
Turn the fuck around and leave now.
I will bash your skull unless you turn around and get your dumb ass outta here.
Let’s spread out and make sure no one’s creeping around here.
You’re insane. Going outside the wall is suicide.
You wanna tell us where the guns are?
You know, I might’ve done that if you hadn’t tried to fucking kill me.
I need something smuggled out of the city.
Ain’t a big fan of these odds.
We can sneak by them, even though I know that’s not your style.
Damn, we missed all the action.
I’m running on fumes, but I’ll make it.
What the hell are we smuggling?
Get the fuck away from her!
What’re you, like twelve?
I’ll be honest with you, I could give two shits about what you’re up to.
You mumble in your sleep.
Sorry it took so long - soldiers are fucking everywhere.
I’m not infected.
Everyone turns within two days, so you stop bullshitting.
When I give you the signal, we run.
There’s so many of them out there - how are we supposed to get past them?
They haven’t spotted us yet, let’s go around.
You better be worth it.
Are we safe?
Hey, fuck you, man. I didn’t ask for this.
I mean, we’ve come this far, let’s just finish it.
Damn. That’s quite a drop.
If you hear one clicking, you gotta hide - that’s how they spot you.
Let’s search for supplies.
Other than shitting my pants, I’m fine.
This is crazy. Just don’t look down.
I was thinking… after we get back, we can take it easy for a little while.
How do we get out of this place?
How were you bitten?
I’m surprised she didn’t shoot you.
Man… you can’t deny that view.
I can’t swim.
I know you’re getting paid for this, but I’m trying to say thanks.
I know that you are smarter than this.
Guess what, we’re shitty people. It’s been that way for a long time.
I’m not going anywhere. This is my last stop.
Our luck had to run out sooner or later.
Holy shit, she’s infected.
Oops, right?
This is fucking real.
I can buy you some time, but you have to run.
I will not turn into one of those things.
Come on. Make this easy fro me.
We just left her to die.
Let’s find them and get the hell out of here before clickers show up.
They’ll think you’re crazy, or they’ll try to kill you.
You do what I say, when I say it. We clear?
I’ve never seen anything like this, that’s all.
I don’t mean to upset you, but your friend’s chances of survival weren’t too high to begin with.
I doubt I could get either one of us back into the city in one piece.
So let’s say we get a car from this buddy of yours. Then what?
Some places got a head’s up before the infection showed up. Most didn’t.
Must be hard, just leaving all your stuff behind like that.
Anybody else live in this town?
Let me use that. I’m a pretty good shot with that thing.
When we get there, you let me do the talking.
You’re gonna find my body when I die from a heart attack.
Jeez, that thing scared the shit outta me!
Those things are kinda awesome.
Get off your ass and on your feet!
Don’t slow down. This place ain’t secure.
You got any bites?
Who the fuck is this punk and what’s she doing here?
Whatever favours you think I owe you, it isn’t worth that much.
If I’m gonna do this, there’s some gear I’m gonna need.
Whatever supplies you may want or need, I suggest you grab them.
Man, he’s got a fucking stick up his ass.
Don’t leave the door open.
Can’t believe you agreed to this bullshit.
Why don’t you fix one of those cars?
Don’t be a dick.
You picked a hell of a place to hole up.
As bad as those things are, at least they’re predictable.
It’s the normal people that scare me.
I need a gun.
This goes on record as the worst fucking job you’ve ever taken.
In this world, that sort of shit’s good for one thing: getting you killed.
Nice place you got here.
If you would give me a gun, I could help you kill some of these fuckers!
Maybe you should’ve given her a gun.
There’s more of those clicker things inside the house.
That was easier than I thought it’d be. They must be holed up somewhere else.
Get me up there and I’ll drop it to you.
Don’t get killed up there.
Oh, fuck - they’re piling over this fence over here. It’s not gonna hold!
Please tell me you’re done!
Get ready to haul ass.
Shit, there’s more on the way. Barricade the doors.
That doesn’t sound good.
What the fuck is that!?
Hate to interrupt your little biology lesson, but can we get the fuck outta here please?
Oh, I fucking hate those things!
So… that worked out well.
Somebody had the same idea. They stole my shit.
You ought to be thankful you’re still drawing breath.
That was plan A, B, C, all the way to fucking Z.
He’s the only idiot who would wear a shirt like that.
Look, you wanted a plan B. This is as good as it gets.
Let me know when you’re ready to finish this thing.
You’re doing a good job. I figure you should know.
We’re gonna give it another go.
That girl nearly got us killed.
You’d be amazed at how many cars still have gas in them.
Get the fuck out of my town.
This make you all nostalgic?
Oh… why are all these pages stuck together?
I’m just fucking with you.
Why don’t you try and get some sleep, alright?
Holy shit… are we going to help him?
What’s wrong with these guys?
This motherfucker’s dangerous… he killed all of them.
You know the drill. Look around, see if there’s anything we can use.
There’s some pretty gnarly stuff in here.
That’s a lot of people that didn’t make it.
So, uh. You kill a lot of innocent people?
I guess this is where the assholes sleep.
Dead people don’t get infected.
You sacrifice the few to save the many.
Where did you learn to shoot?
If you want some lessons, I’m more than willing to help you out.
They pull this crap every time. I swear to god, if they’re holding out on us again…
Okay, we need to lighten the mood.
It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
I found a joke book.
I walked into my sister’s room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby trap.
“A book just fell on my head. I only have myself to blame.“ Oh wait, I said it wrong. Hold on, let me read it again. “A book just fell on my head… I only have my shelf to blame.” Heh… ruined it.
Do you even understand what that means?
It’s strange seeing a checkpoint with no soldiers.
This place has been abandoned for a while now.
Let’s keep it down while we’re going through this area, okay?
I’m so fucking tired.
Now that we have enough people watching all the exits, he says we can set up a larger perimeter.
Every time we try, it ends up with a bunch of us getting killed.
Keep your expectations in check, youngun. You’ll live longer.
Look at all these books. I wish I had more room in my backpack.
What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
Okay, I’m all joked out.
We’re cutting through the hotel.
The wood’s all rotten.
Ever stay in a place like this? Before it all went to shit, I mean.
I really miss coffee.
You are a weird kid.
“People are making up apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow…” Too soon.
We’ve got another floor to check.













