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greaserthings

Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs.

I appreciate this post. For many reasons.

been waiting for a post like this!

I’m definitely top row.

i’d hug every one of them

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Hell yes. All of them gorgeous!

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Spinal cord injuries can be a pain in the ass. 1/10, would not recommend.

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cojack96

lovedontforgettobleed couldn't help but remember you

harryfloorcorn

HOW WILL I DIE?

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fucked by juggalos. end me

thatsthat24

Oh

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Strangled by my family- sounds about right

cojack96

Bored by pro-lifers...

sixpenceee

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE

cojack96

To be fair, Walt Disney wasn't creative, he just ripped off his best friends artwork. He was once asked at a dinner party to draw mickey mouse for a child, he handed the paper to his friend to draw. He was just more charismatic.

larvitarr

seite

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

cojack96

But are they really the worst? I'll be honest I haven't followed strongly in years, how often have we seen the others, and how good were they?

weskrongden

So we all get that the King of Jordan is actually a special operator right? And that asking why Obama doesn’t go and personally give ISIS the business is a dumb fucking question right?

thehungwizard

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

polyteleology

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

gayturians

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.

cornputer

When high school teachers tell you, “In college they don’t let you have a notecard, you have to memorize everything,” or “teachers throw away your homework if you don’t put your name on it and they DON’T accept late work.” It’s all bullshit. It’s all fucking bullshit.

superheroesincolor

Today in comic books history: December 2 1971

Green Lantern #87 (1971)

"In Beware My Power, The first appearance of John Stewart. An injury to Guy Gardner prompted the Guardians of the Universe to recruit African-American architect John Stewart"

Nothing takes away manliness like a tall barstool....

#itssohigh #high #bar #barstool #I'm 6 foot dammit #6'#6 foot #tall