true, there were side effects

last username: sunteaflower I'll probably go back to that once the novelty has worn off currently an: Obi-Wan Kenobi blog, we'll see how long that lasts. things I spam (usually late at night): cryptids, the unexplained, music, nature videos my tags for your blacklisting needs: long post insects tw rape (tw anything, btw) us politics

[abandonedniche]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche]

not even an exaggeration

[quasi-normalcy]

I'm just saying, "We created a computer to make decisions for us, but it assimilated all of the bias that was implicit in the dataset and now makes incredibly racist decisions that we don't question because computers are logical and don't make mistakes" literally sounds like a planet-of-the-week morality play on the original Star Trek.

[quasi-normalcy]

[dogpuppy]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[shitpostingkats]

Playing RE2 remake and remembering how small a good survival horror makes your world. Leon S. Kennedy cracking his journal and writing in glitter pen "Dear Diary, today I hope to make it to the next hallway over. It's going to be tough leaving behind my room #MyRoom."

[shitpostingkats]

I understand the fanon appeal of "All the resident evil protags hang out in between games!" but let's take a minute and consider what a funny dynamic "coworker who I only see when the world is about to end" really is.

[shitpostingkats]

Y'all understand the vision

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[iron-dogwood]

Progress on my stained glass Narsil.

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[unculture]

i thought i told you to eat your vegetables

[swedebeast]

[thecaskofamontillado]

it was an ad for these sunglasses, that was their slogan :)

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[againwiththeturtles]

frodo at bilbo's party is being such a good sport. no one acknowledges that it's also his birthday. his gay crush is flirting with someone else .heterosexually. the only gift he receives in honor of coming of age is the incarnation of evil. and then his uncle leaves forever without saying goodbye! and he doesn't even get to bitch about it with gandalf afterwards because he leaves immediately too! worst birthday EVER alert

[apoemaday]

Yes

by William Stafford

It could happen any time, tornado, earthquake, Armageddon. It could happen. Or sunshine, love, salvation.

It could, you know. That’s why we wake and look out -- no guarantees in this life.

But some bonuses, like morning, like right now, like noon, like evening.