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Hi Cat lover and a hot mess 21

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connor bedard as a concept is so funny to me. vaguely tragic narratives but not nearly tragic enough to be considered The Worst. guy age 20 voice I will save this whole franchise. gets injured and misses his chance to play for canada twice in one year. most sold jersey but also people are like he's not even that good. he's a little bitchy and annoying. he might have dreamed this but he once signed a baby. he's a canucks fan. he believes in aliens. his mother's day fun fact was that she can juggle. he can't spell for shit. he's 5'10 and keeps getting into scuffles on the ice. he's chronically online. he looks like every other guy from vancouver. unmatched energy truly

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I saw someone say his mother's day fact is the best cause it just a cool fact about his mom that's not related to things she's given up or does because she's mom. It about her as a person. I find that really sweet. I will say I hope next season is better for him. He's a got some serious hockey skills and has a really good chance of be coming a player, people talk constantly. Praying his injuries stop and he play more.

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If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

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[colacatsyrup]

Robert Robertson taking his partner's last name. When they ask him why he just says he wants to be apart of their family but also he mentions doesn't want to be just another Robert Robertson another Mechaman born to die in that suit.

He wants to be just Robert *insert last name*. Someone he chose to be. Not Mechaman Astral kid, not a third Mechaman or Robertson. But a person with life of his own; not a tool that was raised to give until he no more left to give.

Changing his name for him is his way of showing that he's given up on that "family tradition" of dying in that suit. He want to show he wants to grow old with them. Show that they are his reason to live. His lifeblood.

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[pixiecorpse]

[secreteofvenus]

[cosmicanger]

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Blessed yuletide to all

[colacatsyrup]

Child soldier Robert & Coupe head cannons

Little 11 year old Robert dragging his father's corpse out the mech to clean out the blood.

Little coupe doing the same thing but with a mentor she was sent after to prove herself.

Two child soldiers with matching wounds.

Every time they look at each other they recognise that look of a child who never got to be safe. Slowly the Z-team notices the way the look at each other. Small nods and movements (which punch-up noticed first) that help the other relax. Poison checking each others food, covering the other door so they don't have to watch both doors, being slightly louder to notify the other of their presents when their back is turned.

Punch-up is the first to ask what Roberts upbringing was like. He hates how it's just like coupe's. Hates how a parent meant to love and protect not just failed to do so but pushed his son in danger. Chase hate how he can now look back & realise Robbie wasn't hiding the fact he was raising his child to be a soldier not a son. How much he now feels like he failed Robert again.

Both Chase & Colm hates how much both of them don't show how much they wanted to grow up normal. How the act like the way they did grow up normal and was ok but just because it was them if it happened to another child it would wrong. (They think its fine cause they are stronger than most because living through it and part of them thinks they deserve it because they did so well for so long)

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[colacatsyrup]

Pittlings headcannons

Dennis and Trinity slowing working to build up Dennis's spice tolerant. When they start it better than Santos thought it would be.

Dennis being like a housewife for Trinity, doing laundry ,and cooking after learning how to season, mending clothes, & when she's asks where he learned of this. He mentions how before he was old/strong enough to help out on the farm. He helped his mother a lot.

Victoria who loves hanging out with the other pittlings because they treat her like a friend & don't treat like a kid like her mother/other staff does. Often making fun of her the way friends do and included without her feeling like her mother force them to include her because as a child her mother chose her friendships.

Mel who enjoys having friends of her own, that understand her role as her sisters caretaker. They like her sister but they also remind to take time for herself. So they set up days for them hangout with her sister but also days for her to have to herself. She always felt like she had to put herself last.

Trinity would really loves living with someone so she doesn't feel so alone. She hated that empty space. He's like family & treats her with a soft kindness she has felt from anyone in years. Dennis fits in her life so well it's scared for her awhile for her.

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♱ MISCELLANEOUS WHIMSIGOTH PNGS ♱

[colacatsyrup]

Wyler season 2 part 2

idk if anyone has mentioned this about Wednesday season 2 part 2 they probably have be Tyler noticing/sensing Agnes in hospital basement but not out in the forest had to being on purpose to save Wednesday from dying cause he still has feelings for her. Also in the basement he pushes enid inWednesdays body out of the way when Wednesday in enid's body is wolfing out cause he thinks it her. the way he sent the dead flowers knowing she'd love them more than living one but doing while injuring and risking his safety. They have such good chemistry I love it. All so Wednesday say I missed when she cut him free that so on purpose like it's coping her parents story Morticia using the axe to save Gomez.

[colacatsyrup]

Bambi eyes

I love when men have Bambi eyes. You know like them big ol chocolate brown eyes. that hold so much emotion. It drives me mad in the best way possible. Also you just know he's a sweetheart to his core and that's what sets their brown eyes from regular brown eyes. Its just some thing you can see in his eyes.

please note Bambi are different from puppy dog eyes. Anyone can pull off puppy dog eyes if they try. They are begging/pleading eyes. but people are born with Bambi eyes and they almost always have their eyes full of emotion and sweetness.

[colacatsyrup]

My favourite ships are toxic partners. It's the best part of a fandom especially if it's running joke. They are perfect for each other like they complete each other.

But some days they intentionally/unintentionally stab each other in the back metaphorically/physical. So they have weekly breakup/ fights that bleed into their lives and everyone know to the point people could start betting breakups and makeups.