Snowing at sea
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because itâs too ethereal
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Snowing at sea
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because itâs too ethereal
Chase deserves better.
Reblog if you agree. Thatâs all.
rip santa.
Working in Retail in under 3 minutes
i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb
transcript: âSo we have these Santas at work, right, okay? We have black and we have white Santas. And theyâre like creepy, five-foot tall, lifelike animatronic⌠like, Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk, and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleepâ and they donât include batteries, but we have these Santas. Like nothing screams âfestive holiday cheerâ like a big, hulking Santa. Um. Nothinâ will jingle your jangles more. So, um, this woman comes in and sheâs like, âDo you have these?â and Iâm like, âOh my god, yeah!â So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas, and we are down to like, three black Santas. And so, I take her to the aisle, I show her the Santas, and the first thing out of her mouth is, âIâm not racist, butâŚâ and Iâm like, well, I canâtâ Iâm not in the position to decide if you are or not, but if likeâ if I could use context clues and infer, uh, I would say maybe that you might be. And three, weâre talking about Santa. Likeâ (stuttering) did we switch subjects? And so, um, Iâm in like, Iâ the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like, âThis is not right.â and Iâm like, okay, Iâm sorry, but this is what the picture was. And sheâs like, âNo. Santa is white.â And Iâm like, oh no, okay. Okay. So Iâm inâ Iâm about to tell her, Iâm like, mid-sentence, like, âIâm sorry, do you want me to go call another store, do you need me to, like, write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more.â And sheâs like, âThis is wrong, I want them taken down.â She interrupts me, says that, and Iâm like, (pause). I like, look around, and Iâm like, is she talking to me? Is this, like, my own, like, personal hell? But like, of course it is. So, um, Iâm like, âI canât take these Santas down.â And sheâs like, âWhy not?!â And Iâm like, âYou either have to buy them, or take them down yourself.â And that was like, the stupidest thing I could have ever said, becauseâ (sighs) she takes this bag, with like, Jesusâs face, like, slammed right in the middle as a designâ itâs bigâ she takes it off her shoulder, and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down, they were like, falling down⌠and Iâm like, oh my god! Whatâ what is happening? So like, I step in the middle of her and these Santas and Iâm like, âMaâam, maâam, you need to leave, you need to stop, or Iâm going to have to call someone.â So she like, stops, and sheâs like, beet red, and like, huffinâ and puffinâ, and she like, looks at me and I can tell sheâs just trying to get like, a one-liner in, and sheâs like, âThe Santa I know is white.â And then she walks away. And Iâm like, wellâ Iâm processing whatâs happening, while also thinking, like, the Santa you know? Santaâs not real. So unless youâre using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle, um, from like, B.C. or whenever, Iâm like, thatâs pretty impressive, but how ya doinâ that. And, um, Iâ the last thought that ran through my mind is that, Iâm like, I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white.â
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesnât melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an âx-mediumâ. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no âx-mediumâ. But she insisted, so I went and found her an âx-mediumâ (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, âTHIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!â
Iâm a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said âNO this oneâs fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.â I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you canât UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me ânow i want my new croissantâ she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells âmaâam let me just tell you what weâre all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.â I couldnât stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that theyâre being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough theyâll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
Youâd think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldnât âcut her hair longer.â Some people are actually just stupid.
Iâm a cosmetologist and a woman wanted her entire face waxed but asked me politely if I could âtry to not get wax on her faceâ
holy shit
Now youâve learned it Bill. You canât forced something. Especially love.
It takes times.
And Dipper needs alot of times to heal from the wound you made for him.
Enjoy my new strip ;;w;; Sorry for my grammar.
This hurts meâŚ
I hate men
Can we bring this back? Heâs the reason I started carrying knives everywhere⌠One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. Iâm glad Iâm across the country from this creep.
Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say âno thank youâ it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.
Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. ⌠something you get in trouble for if you donât do when in customer service!
what the actual fuck
Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldnât be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.
protip, people who are actually nice, donât usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.
Men feel so entitled sometimes. Itâs scary to watch the interactions sometimes.
The devil never told me the price didnât include taxes.
when youâve accepted ur attracted to dead people
Positivity. Hope. Comfort.
Romanâs Meaningful Looks⢠rb if you agree
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i haven't been on in  who knows how long. not that that is important.Â
I hate everything
someone draft her
this woman is doing a perfect mid-air turn in heels on fucking sand. someone needs to to speak with her about the Avengers initiative
Imagine that she caught Thor's hammer
Sebastian: (About Ciel) So he told me "How fucking dare you? You're such an evil bitch. How spiteful and jealous are you? How fucking dare you, Sebastian. You crossed a major line with me. That shit is not okay. You dumb, evil, little fucking troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting."
Sebastian: All I did was wake him up.
Jesus H Christ