Late Night Nerd

I don't know what to say, man, I love talk show hosts and shitposts nat/18/uk

[caffeineandcartridges]

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

[caffeineandcartridges]

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

carpe collum - seize the neck

[farmfreshmemes]

[owenxwilson]

The only pure version of this meme

[pileofknives]

This is what Sesame Street would have on their Instagram

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

aw :’)

[obamainstripes]

Jon Stewart in text posts

[coldbears]

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

I used to but I was never a goalie but thanks for the sentiment :’)

[coldbears]

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

this one actually works ✨

[coldbears]

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

this is cute but u don’t always smile when you look at a camera.

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[coldbears]

shoutout to the realest G @stphntyrnclbrt for sending me personalised motivational photos when I told him I had work to do

[tamamita]

I diagnose you with friend

[goshlyman]

@coldbears

[coldbears]

back at u bro!!!

[conacoco-deactivated20221017]

@coldbears this is a callout post

get your ass back in the Skype chat.

thanks.

[coldbears]

yES ok I will!!! I started uni and I’m busy like all the time but I promise I shall make a comeback soon

I miss all y’all in the hostism chat

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[freshfreshsalad]

A gifset wouldn’t do justice for this work of art.

[koalasmashedoneucalyptus]

[factoseintolerant]

Look, I know we’re friends but as a friend I gotta tell you…you’re really fucking this one up.

[salamispots]

Last post I promise haha

Spitpaint topic handshake (also thanks all you peeps who are commenting/giving feedback on the previous post <3)

[johnoliverphotos]

John Oliver with Animals