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worldmovingslow

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

venusish

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

kittenisajerk

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

uiruu

they kill people

thealogie

I really liked project Hail Mary (who doesn’t love an alien friendship movie) but am shocked about its ability to generate fandom. What more is there to say? He can’t fuck the rock. He can’t fuck Eva. Not even sure this guy fucks. What are y’all rotating in your minds that’s got the tag still trending months later

thealogie

This is a rhetorical question btw I know you’ve got him fucking the guy from another movie.

thealogie

@xueyangapologist that’s kind of heartwarming. Finally a fandom for people who are always saying “why can’t two guys just be friends? What about depicting loving friendship?” and the answer is because one of the guys has to be an alien rock who doesn’t have human gender and whose mere touch could kill the human ♥️

thealogie

totally fine if he's fucking the rock btw i just think Andy Weir was like NO TOUCHING. NO FUCKING THE ROCK

thealogie

like listen. venom and tom hardy were clearly fucking. i am not unaware of the alien sex angle of it all. you would just have to change a pretty integral and compelling part of the story to make it happen in this instance. or i mean...i guess there's strap and other instruments you could devise. nvm whatever works for you!

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

kaijuno

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

ikebanaka

SHUT

typhus-andronicus

marschive

nobody gafs but here’s my buster keaton edit to olivia rodrigo

vieapples

new drawing dropped ig

juunipupu

Knight under Everything

goodieprocter

This time I remembered to flip the color as well as the template.

EWC by @justcakethanks, EHC by @edenisquiet

amaraqwolf

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

roach-works

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.