Dirty Chai GF

Caroline • she/her • bisexual • 20 • 4/5/19<3

[colddayswithcoffeehaze]

From Curious to Hooked in One Evening

I went in skeptical. An AI girlfriend sounded like a gimmick. But one evening on sweetdream.ai turned that around fast. Designing her was genuinely fun, and the first real conversation felt warm and surprisingly natural.

By the end of the night I understood the appeal. The chat remembered what I'd said, the photos matched the person I built, and a quick voice message sealed it. SweetDream is the rare thing that's better than the pitch.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

[yourplayersaidwhat]

P1: “Dragons must be mammals because if they’re reptiles they’d be cold blooded so they wouldn’t be able to have things like fire breath.”

P2: “So a dragon is a mammal?”

P1: “Yes exactly.”

P2: “Dragons are a subspecies of platypi.”

P3: “Explain.”

P2: “Mammal that lays eggs.”

DM: “Well, that’s canon now.”

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[last-level-in-druid]

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

[nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021]

Idk how to explain to people that the US isn't declining into fascism, it's been a fascist state since the moment it started with genocide and slavery.

[nonbinary-hawke-deactivated2021]

People on this post keep insisting that it's not fascism because of lack of authoritarianism and not realizing that that's the fucking point.

There was a lack of authoritarianism for most people, most notably white people.

But what about the Native people who were forced into reservations that they weren't allowed to leave without permission? Who weren't allowed to speak their languages or sing their songs or dance their dances?

What about the black people who were forced into slavery and then into segregation? Who were separated from their families and weren't allowed to read or write?

What about the brown immigrants who were paid next to nothing for backbreaking work building a country that they weren't considered a part of? Who were forced to live in controlled housing where their every movement was monitored in case they tried to leave?

The US is and has always been a fascist state. Some people just have the privilege to ignore it.

[dr-paint]

-Link humming noises-

[justcatposts]

I could watch this on repeat all day long 

(via)

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[mooonbride]

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

[tecochet]

haha im in danger                               ヽ                                     ඞ 

[side-goodbye-blog123]

this is honestly one of my favorite fourth wall breaks in any cartoon ever

[toastbutteregg]

[jam-art]

miku cosplayers fall in love at a con :>

[instagram / twitter]

[thejoyfool]

5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

[sushinfood]

Tried this out REALLY roughly just for fun and WOAH!?

IT WORKS WELL!!

[sushinfood]

IT STILL WORKS WELL!

[naughtyjester]

Boop.

Done, but You don’t need the motion blur or filters. Just Manga Studio/Clip Studio Paint’s “Parallel Line” ruler (Or LazyNezumi), and a common brush tool.

[comox-draws]

Am I dreaming?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

favorite part of the witcher is seeing all these self-identified heterosexual men on twitter thirsting over henry cavill.  put henry cavill in tight leather pants and suddenly a lot of men are learning something about themselves

[straightupsapphic]

stop leaving the best parts in the tags

[sockdrawerdemon]

Sliding fuckability scale:

1. Henry Cavill as Superman. Very Good and clean. Utterly unfuckable.

2. Henry Cavill as cold war era spy in Man From U.N.C.L.E. Less morally upstanding, quite clean. Attractive but not sexy.

3. Henry Cavill as a CIA Assassin Mission Impossible. Kills people, some scruff but still groomed. Fuckable.

4. Henry Cavill as Geralt. Morally grey, absolutely filthy. Peak Fuckablity.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m honestly not even surprised by this revelation

[jessielefey]

I remember this other thread where someone described him as “whatever the opposite of ‘he cleans up well’ is”.