her name is Samantha and the wedding is this spring. you’re invited.
Please don’t rub your wang all over it, I still need to bath in there.
that's disgusting.

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her name is Samantha and the wedding is this spring. you’re invited.
Please don’t rub your wang all over it, I still need to bath in there.
that's disgusting.
it could be worse.
True. You could be in love with your bathtub. And marry it.
her name is Samantha and the wedding is this spring. you're invited.
my bathtub makes me happy.
You’re weird.
it could be worse.
stop complaining. until he climbs into the bathtub when you’re actually having a bath, it’s not that bad.
You live in that fucking bathtub.
my bathtub makes me happy.
Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO
he is. he’s sweet and wants to cuddle. and crush lungs.
And shove me out of bed.
stop complaining. until he climbs into the bathtub when you're actually having a bath, it's not that bad.
he’s not a beast. he’s just a big lonely puppy.
He’s a very gentle beast.
he is. he's sweet and wants to cuddle. and crush lungs.
sometimes i lay on the living room floor and everything’s fine. then i’m covered in dog hair with a ninety pound dog on my chest.
Now imagine what it’s like to be my size and laid on by that beast.
he's not a beast. he's just a big lonely puppy.
sometimes i lay on the living room floor and everything's fine. then i'm covered in dog hair with a ninety pound dog on my chest.
dont do meth kids do math instead
SEND ME A SYMBOL AND I WILL TELL YOU:
♪: A song (or two) that I associate with my character
♥: Most wanted AU
♦: Someone I follow and never roleplay with but enjoy watching from afar
♣: The url I wanted but didn't get
♠: A character I desperately want to roleplay with
‽: An unpopular/unusual ship with my character that I love
✄: Something about my portrayal that differs from others
✰: A reaction image I will probably never use
☠: A popular fanon headcanon about my character that bugs me
☢: Something about my character that I've never explored but want to
☃: A character I played on a whim and gave up on
✌: A character I played on a whim and FELL IN LOVE WITH
❅: A character I'm tempted to play
✔: What got me into roleplaying
i think that’s a question that’ll forever go unanswered
but look here's a bunny.
This is true. I smile and it’s like awe big cute smile, you do it and its like CHRIST IS THAT THE JOKER
I know. It's like. is this me or is this me?? we don't know.
90% of my head is mouth tbh
At least your mouth isn't creepy and doesn't scare children.
Adorable.
You poor thing.
I’m still cute though, right?
The cutest.
I couldn’t stand up well and it just kind’ve happened.
You poor thing.