hypnotiq dreams

cole beckett -- KλΡ ❝ A little party never killed nobody ❞ -- the great prophet Fergie. junior twenty years old majoring in the art of making you doubt yourself. **can put up one hell of an argument

[slosco]

“gifts and food that isn’t ramen?”

[colebeckett]

“Best choice ever right?”

[madixavery]

Let me guess, you picked the Ramen?

[colebeckett]

Kind of, more like I picked the gifts and then got rewarded with home cooking-- and Ramen. 

[smhtony-blog]

Dreams are a reflect of your subconcious, so.

[colebeckett]

Yeah, but how does that translate to your hand actually being burnt? Did you eat bad ‘shrooms or something?

[damnxxdaniel]

“I don’t know man. I’m sorry I couldn’t be more help.”

[colebeckett]

“No worries, I ended up heading home for Christmas anyways-- couldn’t pass up my mom’s cooking and or take her pretending to be upset when I told her I wasn’t going.”

[anya-clash-blog]

“I wouldn’t have laughed at you or anything.”

[colebeckett]

“Mhm, that’s what they all say. Next thing you know I’m being hauled off by campus police and my brothers are having to go convince the Dean about my state of mind. I’m totally kidding, by the way.”

[santiago-ram]

You know I didn’t even know what that instant ramen stuff was when I came to college?

[colebeckett]

Seriously? Since then have you been educated in the college students new food group?

[naomi-clarkk-deactivated2016010]

“when you have a paper due at 8am tomorrow and just cannot. anyone have a fucking Keurig? Or vodka?”

[colebeckett]

“How long’s the paper supposed to be? Actually, any paper at this point deserves Vodka.”

[htmlaiden]

“I don’t know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.”

[colebeckett]

“You think you got free pizza or you got free pizza? Either way you should’ve shared!”

[colebeckett]

Text ✉️ Open

Silver: Do you think snakes know that they're just a tail with a face on it?

Cole: If they do do you think they're self conscious about it?

[calypsoporter-blog]

“Another question’s if they can speak French or not. Oh, dude, I can definitely do that.”

[colebeckett]

“That’s actually a pretty good one, I’ll give you that. You sure? Croissants are pretty bomb in Paris, I might clean you out.”

[emptyyyyyyyyyy]

I don’t know what I can say I think it’s the hair. It’s changed you. Sometimes you have the “long hair - don’t care” attitude, so I had to be sure. How dare you? You should always run the risk of airport jail to bring me food. Yes you are too pretty for airport jail but I’m too cute to starve.

[colebeckett]

I was half expecting a t-shirt from you that said that for Christmas, and now that I see it isn’t in my room I’m kind of depressed. Thanks for that! Who said anything about starving? I brought you the little peanuts bag they gave me.

[wcres-blog]

“Dude, don’t shit on Ramen. It may not be a five star dish, but you gotta appreciate it a little more.”

[colebeckett]

“A thousand apologies! You’re right, Ramen’s it’s own food group here, I should be way more appreciative.”

[stcmachache]

“ ah–i see. mine was fine. it was nice to see all of my family again. ”

[colebeckett]

“Bet they were pretty damn happy to see you too.”

[loladxbois]

You okay?

[colebeckett]

I think so, are you?

[emptyyyyyyyyyy]

Did you pick the gifts and food? I’d pick the gifts and food. As my friend, I hope you picked gifts and food because if you went to parties to make out with randos then I’ll never share any drink with you again.”

[colebeckett]

It’s like you don’t know me at all. Of course I picked the drinks and food, I almost brought you some back but then I’d run the risk of getting kicked off the flight back and yeah, I’m too pretty for airport jail.

[stcmachache]

“ sounds like you had a nice christmas. ”

[colebeckett]

“ Two words for ya, homemade waffles. Best Christmas I’ve had in years. How was yours? “

[anya-clash-blog]

“Oh I’m so sorry. Were you talking to me?”

[colebeckett]

“Yeah, let’s go with that. That’s way better than saying I was talking to myself.”