[thenerdyindividual]

There is something so funny about Stiles’s dad not being able to remember the differences between all the supernatural creatures Stiles tells him about. It’s like a dad trying to learn about Pokémon to show he cares about his son’s interests.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

A funny thing that Teen Wolf missed out on.

Play.

Wolves play. Not just as cubs, though they do that too, but also as adults. They tug-of-war with bones and hides, they chase and wrestle, they play "fetch," even if they're by themselves. They get the zoomies and annoy each other for fun sometimes. They play with bones from kills and chew on them for enjoyment. They play chase with crows and ravens.

I think Scott gets most of his "play" through lacrosse, and he's not always so in touch with his wolf side, so maybe not.

But it would be funny as fuck if the Wonder Betas started acting up because of new urges. They see a flock of birds just chilling and feel the Absolute Urge to run at them. Not to catch them or anything, just for funsies. Derek, a former basketball player, will sometimes Kobe something at the garbage can, and the Betas immediately come halfway out of their seats because Alpha!! Threw a thing!! Wants to play!!!!

Derek, firmly: No. Leave it.

Betas: *frozen in place, half-standing*

Derek: It's trash. We've talked about this.

Betas: *slowly sit back down with sad eyes*

Also they start chewing on shit. Constantly. Growing new teeth is Weird, and it is so inexplicably Satisfying to do. They destroy at least an entire pack of pencils each and burst no fewer than four pens apiece before they learn how to resist the urge. Anytime they eat anything bone-in, they are cracking them bitches right open. Crab legs are also enjoyable, even if they can't eat the shells. Crunchy-crunch time.

Derek will never admit it, but the furniture in the Hale house had plenty of gnaw marks from the cubs, including himself.

It's a werewolf thing.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: I had coffee, I'll be fine.

Derek: You know, coffee doesn't fix all of your problems.

Stiles: That's what you think.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles, hammering nails into his bat: If you weren't born with claws to shred your enemies, store-bought is fine.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: Diversity win! I'm bisexual and I'm going to fucking kill you.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: My bat? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish, swish, bonk? It’s a fucking bat, dude. Not a fighter jet.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Do you think the packs enemies ever plan to get rid of Stiles out of the way first cause it’s like the most well known fact that most batshit and feral?

Depends on the enemy.

The smarter ones, the ones who take the time to try and scope out the situation, tend to try and outsmart him first. Which never ends well. Ever. And then they'll try to get him out of the way, but the problem with that is any plan they try to make, he manages to fuck up. Like, they'll bring a gun to a knife fight, and he drops a piano on them like Wile E. Coyote. There's no way to win.

The dumb ones, however, do something really stupid like take him hostage, because they're cocky enough to not be afraid of a small pack of teenagers led by a fairly inexperienced Alpha, so why not gank the squishy human first, just to fuck with them??? They'll call up Derek to do the Villain Monologue™ but they are interrupted by the betas all laughing (Derek put the phone on speaker so they could listen; they rate the speeches) and Derek just says, "yeah, good luck with that," and fucking. Hangs up. On them.

And then they turn around and Stiles is out of his restraints and standing right behind them

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Young Derek: I don't need a babysitter, why did Scott leave me with-

Stiles: *crushes two Adderall, mixes them into a glass of Red Bull and Hennessey, and downs half in one go*

Young Derek: -an insane person. He left me with an insane person.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: spells? Incantations? I just huge my imagination and vibes and go from there-

Stiles, smashing his bat over a demon's head:

VIBE CHECK MOTHERFUCKER

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife.

Erica: And that's how you start a collection!

Isaac: If someone stabs you and you don't bleed out in 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leave.

Boyd: If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they're out.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles is 100% that bitch and the moment he realizes it it’s over for everyone. Him being confident makes everyone want to back up like twenty feet out of fear.

This is why he only had one (1) friend for 10 years, no one else was dumb enough to make friends with a minor chaos deity except for Scott "No Thoughts Head Empty" McCall.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles, writing plans: Wile E. Coyote was onto something, he's just a bitch for not trying twice.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles, facedown on his desk: Stretching isn't enough. I need to disassemble my body like Legos.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: Are you very sure I can't just break in and steal what we need to stop Kate?

Young Derek: I'm very sure you can, but I'm also very sure you shouldn't.

Stiles: Bless your precious heart, you just described my entire life.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles: The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, and I sure as shit ain't climbing no stairs.

[popyandshit]

stiles is so good bc it's always fist fight on sight with absolutely everyone for him he would fight god with just the right amount of anger