[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[w1tchybusiness]

i have good reason to believe this is the world record for the fastest kirk% i have not seen someone post a time faster than 5.8 seconds and this clocked at 4.481

[iwillloveyoualways]

Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine As we dance to the Masochism Tango

[kinglydel]

personally i like to think of glados as a cis woman purely because she's a chaser

[rolameny]

posting like mommy's big little normal-sized blogger is out. posting like badly emphasized american cape comics speech bubbles--is... in!!

[threatofjoyyy]

six seven

[portalpilled]

[enderfox69]

[ot3]

'this is the piss on the poor website' it doesn't have to be. change starts with you.

[mama-waterlily]

you're mommy's little detective aren't you? yes you are, you love losing your badge and crashing your motor carriage into the ocean. just let mommy take care of the field autopsy while you write maximum velocity in your ledger of failure and hatred

[villainessbian]

pan before meat, it cooks nice and neat

meat before pan, are you a fucking idiot

[serpientes]

[hms-no-fun]

it's cool that they're letting porn on this website again

[iwillloveyoualways]

I'm the only girl that could ever love you and I'm building a pet cemetery inside of your heart

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[deirdreskye]

imagine you're a French guy in the 60s putting your fist up a bald man's asshole (you're gay and you're at the bathhouse btw) and he turns around you see his face and it's Michel Foucault and he's like Ah, merci beaucoup

[harohapiconz]

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