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he/him | certified lanky twat | aromantic pansexual | owner of @bocchidaily2025 go follow it or prepare to die

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[exitwound]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

[3000s]

[crimewave420]

Hello white boy

[difrntusername]

spray/them

[bananars6]

not my joke

[melonjce]

HAPPY TENNASWEEP TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

[screamingsquamousthings]

Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:

mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today

mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags

one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997

fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex

fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903

retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat

mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks

birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia

blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying

fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)

pretty-colors: #857ef4

mutual-4: just snorted a line

[humiliationvictim]

[mollyjames]

[sycamorality]

the doctor to the beautiful trans woman who is getting a bottom surgery

[mi-toki-pona-e-sitelen-sina]

'sike' li awen weka lon tenpo ale! (ale li suli a!)

jan misikeke li ante e nena unpa pi meli tonsi la ona li toki e ni

[shittysawtraps]

does jackass count as a saw trap

yes bc they’re hurting themselves so they can fully appreciate life

no bc it’s voluntary

nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[mavurix]

Banana boys and blueberry boy

[onionpwder]

mayhaps a nice nature? (If you feel like it)

[humiliationvictim]

[stxrfiish]

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

[shencomix]