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[json-derulo]

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

[drchucktingle]

the comments section after one of my posts about art goes viral

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

[collectinghurricanes]

[gay-art-100]

[airofsolitude]

Sergey Sovkov | The play of light and shadow

[aboredgremlin]

"He can't do that!"

"That's illegal!"

"He is violating the constitution!"

Then fucking stop him! Arrest him, throw Musk out, bar them from entering when they try to access shit.

Because guess fucking what, laws only have meaning when they are enforced. They only matter when someone fucking does something about it.

[collectinghurricanes]

Hey fuck you fascist scum

Not mine, free use :)

[poorlycatdraw]

it’s almost time

[emkaymlp]

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

did someone say halloween

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

IT IS THE MIDDLE OF F U C K I N G JUNE FRIEND

[wamscoastsmoker]

NO IT’S HALLOWEEN G E T S P O O K Y

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

[[SPOOKY GHOST NOISES]]

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

[[WACKS GHOST WITH A BROOM]] J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

YOU CAN’T HIT GHOSTS YOU MORTAL

[collectinghurricanes]

SPOOKY TIME, YOU SAY?

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[bastas0010110]

[love-for-boys]

[autumnsredglaze]

[cyberfuckk]

[aneyeisuponyou-deactivated20181]

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