Simply me

I'm a dog piloting a human mech. Fair warning... My Tumblr is mostly reposts, memes, and furry trash <3

[colleencorgi]

Hello darkness my old friend

Why am I still here. All my porn is gone lol

[colleencorgi]

Well. I hate to say that I will have no choice but to leave the platform.  Thanks for all the support guys. Follow me on these social media platforms Twitter : https://twitter.com/ColleenCorgi Furaffinity : http://www.furaffinity.net/user/colleen-mae-luthor/ Twitch : https://www.twitch.tv/colleencorgi RIP Tumblr.

[cantelucidate-deactivated201309]

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be gay in 76 countries

it is illegal to be myself in 76 countries

[that--fragile-capricorn]

that’s about 39% of all the countries in the world

gay marriage is legal in about .07% of countries

don’t fucking talk to me about straight pride ever again

[dem-deutschen-volke]

Here they are:

Source

[libertybill]

Well I see a correlation.

[your-uncle-dave]

The Correlation That Must Not Be Named.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Go on, tumblr. Say something awful about black people.

[colleencorgi]

Its not really about the color of the people as much as its about the religions they practice I think.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Celtics wore dreadlocks

Peruvians wore dreadlocks

Indians wore dreadlocks

Nepalese people wore dreadlocks

Japanese people wore dreadlocks

Aborigines wore dreadlocks

Aztec priests wore dreadlocks

Freaking pirates wore dreadlocks.

Dreadlocks are literally just the result of matted unkempt hair that we now make into a hair style. There is a reason most hair donation charities and companies won’t take dreads. It happens to animals too. In fact many poor people in Europe ended up with dreads. It only became popularized as a black hairstyle in the US due to the rastafarian movement. So just because you only recognize a hair style from one group of people does not mean they made up that hairstyle, nor does does it mean that only they can wear it. They had their own reasons for wearing them just like everyone else. People were wearing dreads long before them and will continue to wear them.

So stop getting your collective panties in a twist when white people wear dreads. Policing natural hair styles based on race is literally racist. Stop.

[lavenderorpington]

PLEASE look at peggy’s reaction to being kissed

[colleencorgi]

This chicken.. omg. 2cute.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Don’t let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.

I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:

There are people here who can’t speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.

There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.

There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.

There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.

Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.

They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.

The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.

Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.

Don’t let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.

[postingmachine9000]

The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much

[jordasn]

OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH

My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think it’s cool

I have a shirt that says “Hi Quality Uality”

It’s amazing

[cheshireinthemiddle]

It happens alot.

[downpoursofmoonlitraindrops]

And then what’s really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really don’t

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Also a topic where the reverse happens.

[mrelisha26]

lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.

I should not be hearing an unsensored ‘Magic Stick’ playing at a family restaurant.

And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.

[kazoomusic]

I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their “fuck you” playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.

[kazoomusic]

Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:

[cheshireinthemiddle]

More

[misanthropistok]

that last one got me holy shit.

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

                       i wish i had

                never met you

      TOUCH             MY              BUTT

then there would be mo need to imprese you

  o need to want you.No naed for. loring you

    No need tar crying over you.Noneed for

  heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No

    neard for forgoure promises .nead for

[joy-in-opera]

For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, there’s likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.

[nunia]

“I’m so fucking future” He right tho, he future

[doktorgirlfriend]

So “cow skull in the house” is the Japanese version of “katana on the wall”?

[quousque]

ok but i have been in multiple american houses with cow skulls and cowboy hats on the walls

[imsopopfly]

I would unironically wear most of these.

‘Make future so round’ is the biggest mood for some reason. I’m not entirely sure what it means, but yeah. Fuck yeah. Let’s make that future round.

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

The “much like hold” shirt is a damn mood

[colleencorgi]

I needed this, thank

[raccooncomic]

67. Democracy

[mangonetics]

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

[762nukem]

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

That would be Sandy Petersen.

[viesti3]

Nice

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

[xander-the-bastard]

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[agripinaafalls]

[lady-feral]

Reblogging for Wolfenstein. I play Wolfenstein as escape from reality. At least in Wolfenstein I have allies that fight for me and I’m actually allowed to kill the nazis.

[ourmissallison]

Wolfenstein/Doom crossover DLC

I’d slaughter Nazi demons. I’d do it.

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

Counting your breaths can help to calm you down during an anxiety attack. Take slow, long breaths. In for 4 seconds, hold, out for 5. You’re doing great

[colleencorgi]

More inktober stuff!

[pr1nceshawn]

Punny Pictures.

[colleencorgi]

These made my day <3

[anonymousfragger]

so we got a corndog box for the rats and my brilliant roommate cut a hole so all of our rats will become corndogs 

[colleencorgi]

This is the best thing I have ever seen ever. Thank you so much Anonymousfragger

[colleencorgi]

My first #Inktober2018 creation. I never get through all 30 days but I still want to upload what I can - when I can :D #Art #FurryArt #FurryArtist #MinnesotaFur #October #Autumn #Pumpkin

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[bob-belcher]

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

[dilfweed]

Meeeeee

[colleencorgi]

I'm Queer, does that count? XD

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[almighty-hail]

Aaaaaha, well you got fucked over, then.

Because it’s illegal to stop someone from being unable to talk about their salary.

@gayforbagels the moment you saw/see that in a contract, run like hell. And report the company to the feds, because they are LITERALLY breaking the law.

[gayforbagels]

@almighty-hail WHAT I never knew this!! Thank you for the update!

[noxrose]

Some important information for anyone who works for someone else, especially a company. 

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

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Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

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[sillyedboy-deactivated20180115]

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