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Girls don’t wanna have fun.

Girls just wanna bring down a national chain of janky pizza restaurants

#cryptid #DSAF #why does this exist #what is happening #I haven’t seen the light of day in 10 years #and no you will not be given context #pizza feminist #FNaF

joke's on you, MY plot holes are actually just rabbit holes. you think you've stumbled upon a flaw in my writing and then BAM 84-slide powerpoint

#writing

imnotactallycool

Cryptidcore my beloved

#cryptidcore #cryptids

writing-prompt-s

"I HATE YOU, YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL MOM!" your adopted daughter says slamming the door to her bedroom. Most mothers would say "she didn't mean it," and maybe have some wine about it. You don't have that luxury, you're a mutant. You're power is lie detection. She..meant it. She hates you.

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It stings, of course, but you pick yourself up and carry on loving her the same. Last week she was reading Twilight and meant when she said she wanted to marry a vampire too, so you're not too torn up about this. She'll grow out of it.

#writeblr #writers #writing inspiration #writing prompts

okay so naturally vampires have thick eastern european accents but werewolves are scottish, sorry but that's just how it is i don't make the rules

#literature #classic literature #classic lit #vampires #werewolves

the tadc brainrot is real

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #the digital circus #amazing digital circus #gangle #tadc gangle #my art #fanart

binge watching all of tadc in one go and doodling

#the amazing digital circus #TADC #the digital circus #amazing digital circus #tadc kinger #tadc bubble #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc jax #art #fan art #my art

we really declined as a society when we stopped using the fancy compound words. you know the ones. heretofore. whereupon. therein. all 10/10 word choices whyever did we stop using them

thatsbelievable

hours that start on the half hour always go faster than hours that start on the hour, huh

do your pets get mad when they're sitting on you and you eventually move them, like i'm sOrRy i love you so much but i have endured this deeply uncomfortable position as long as i could

writing-prompt-s

You are a villain who's powers and intelligence scale based on how much pressure you feel you're under. Unknown to you, there is a verbal understanding amongst the heroes and city leaders to humour you and apply just enough pressure to keep you inventing and not bored.

#you are dr doofenschmirtz

crafty odysseus picks up new hobbies every day. he's learning crochet next

#the odyssey #odysseus