Girls don’t wanna have fun.
Girls just wanna bring down a national chain of janky pizza restaurants

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we're not kids anymore.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@college-cryptids
Girls don’t wanna have fun.
Girls just wanna bring down a national chain of janky pizza restaurants
joke's on you, MY plot holes are actually just rabbit holes. you think you've stumbled upon a flaw in my writing and then BAM 84-slide powerpoint
Cryptidcore my beloved
"I HATE YOU, YOU AREN'T EVEN MY REAL MOM!" your adopted daughter says slamming the door to her bedroom. Most mothers would say "she didn't mean it," and maybe have some wine about it. You don't have that luxury, you're a mutant. You're power is lie detection. She..meant it. She hates you.
It stings, of course, but you pick yourself up and carry on loving her the same. Last week she was reading Twilight and meant when she said she wanted to marry a vampire too, so you're not too torn up about this. She'll grow out of it.
okay so naturally vampires have thick eastern european accents but werewolves are scottish, sorry but that's just how it is i don't make the rules
the tadc brainrot is real
binge watching all of tadc in one go and doodling
we really declined as a society when we stopped using the fancy compound words. you know the ones. heretofore. whereupon. therein. all 10/10 word choices whyever did we stop using them
hours that start on the half hour always go faster than hours that start on the hour, huh
do your pets get mad when they're sitting on you and you eventually move them, like i'm sOrRy i love you so much but i have endured this deeply uncomfortable position as long as i could
You are a villain who's powers and intelligence scale based on how much pressure you feel you're under. Unknown to you, there is a verbal understanding amongst the heroes and city leaders to humour you and apply just enough pressure to keep you inventing and not bored.
crafty odysseus picks up new hobbies every day. he's learning crochet next
Mothman tried coffee. He is displeased with the flavor. Mothman will try a different flavor next time.
Moth man
You’re a man who’s a moth
I said, moth man
Your pretty wings are so soft
When you
Flap
Against
My
Lampshade
got legitimately excited at the thought of taking a nap tomorrow and immediately realized i have officially gotten old. what has become of me
time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga
then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga