Nicolyn

Made this way too late into the party, but I wanted to read a comic and the website wasn't cooperating.

[collegehell101]

I'm 25% happy for my friend, 15% jelous and 60% enraged about the fact that her college job fairs give the opportunity to send students to work at Six Flags. Bruh, my college is more expensive and we don't have those. (I'm not from the States, I live and study in a Spanish speaking country)

[collegehell101]

Born after watching/listening to a reading stream in which they read the crime against everything in hell, heaven and Earth that it is My Immortal (yes, that one INCREDIBLY shitty Harry Potter fanfic) I decided to write the most cheesy thing I could because I needed to balance the scale. SO, here it is:

~ ♥️ ~ ♠️ ~ ♦️ ~ ♣️ ~

With a gentle squeeze, I splashed a bit of perfume behind my ears and a little on my wrist before rubbing it softly as I stared at the perfume bottles on the vanity. My mind was racing furiously as I still could not believe I was about to embark on a journey of a life-time. My suitcases were sitting on top of the bed filled with the things I believed were necessary for my little vacation, yet I couldn’t shake the feeling of uneasiness that revolved around me.

“Nervous?” my husband asked as he walked in.

I looked at him through the vanity mirror. “Quite a lot, actually” I replied with honesty. “You know I’ve never been far from this town.”

He approached with slow steps and placed hands on my shoulders in silent comfort. “Which is why I believe this is might be a good thing for you.”

“Yes, but Vice Capital?” I abruptly stood up from my seat and walked towards the bay window in our bedroom. “Why not Sinna or New Virginia?”

He sighed softly, yet I heard. “I know ‘The City of Sinners’ is not as glamorous and plenty of nasty exist about that place, but, darling, I really want you to have fun and enjoy your time with your friends.” His steps were so silent I didn’t notice he was behind me until a couple of arms tangled on my waist and a sharp chin rested on my shoulder. “You’ve been doing what everyone expects from you, even marrying me…”

“Dear…”

“Let me finish” he interrupted. “I want you to be selfish for once and I’m sure this extravagant party before Ruth’s wedding will let you be so. Don’t worry too much, alright?”

The trees were dancing alongside the wind of the afternoon, the sunrays were warm, yet not hot, the clouds were fluffy and white as cotton and the heavens were elegantly painted with blue. It was truly a beautiful day, yet, for some reason, it felt as if a storm was growing closer each passing second.

I sighed in defeat. “Fine, I’ll go. I promise to have fun, but I’ll still go to church tomorrow morning.” 

My husband, James, said nothing, but I could feel his playful smile followed by a velvet kiss on my shoulder. “Of course, darling.”

~ ♥️ ~ ♣️ ~ ♦️ ~ ♠️ ~

Yeah, that's it's. That's the most cheesy thing I've ever written in my life. I don't even know if I'll ever continue this, but it was fun and returned a little bit of my sanity after the horror I suffered.

[collegehell101]

It's been like a year or so and I'm still bitter about the fact that my senior year class president won tickets to see Hamilton when he didn't knew shit about the history, the musical nor the cast. But of course, it's not a surprise since he's mfking [INSERT LAST NAME]. Hell forbid he contacts me for a class reunion.

[collegehell101]

Day 4: Supplies are running low. At this rate I'll have to go outside and scavenge the area. Everything's quiet, but you can never be so sure.

[collegehell101]

Since my college is not giving classroom classes, I demand we take classes on Twitch instead.

[collegehell101]

So, what's up with the toilet paper in the States? I know y'all shitting yourselves cuz of the situation but damn...

[collegehell101]

My college decided to not give us today's holiday. So now I'm wet thanks to God and freezing thanks to the air conditioner in the Chemistry classroom.

[collegehell101]

Growing up in a toxic family means every female thinks they have fucking right to slap your ass and say nothing. Because they either dismiss your uncomfortableness or slap your face for daring speak up.

I hope I can do my PhD in the city. Three hours away from all my family. And then move to Canada. Even more hours away.

[ruinedchildhood]

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok we gotta come up with writing prompts for these:

1. After her magnate father’s untimely demise, Ella, recently jilted by her very own prince charming, turns to an old family friend for help stealing back her inheritance from a wrathful stepmother. But the pair can only work so much magic and time is running out: in this increasingly deadly game of cat-and-mouse, there’s no telling who will still be standing when the clock strikes midnight. Bonus points if the writer uses a ‘sin-derella’ pun. bonus points if there are diamonds involved so we can make puns about glass.

2. When her police chief father is forced off the case, a young P.I. investigates a series of presumed kidnappings of beautiful socialites. All roads lead back to the mysterious mob boss known only as La Bestia, but under his violent reputation there may just be more than meets the eye. Throw in the once-resplendent now-defunct Castle Rose Casino, an egomaniacal ex-fiancé won’t take no for an answer, a local lycanthropy legend that may actually hold some truth, and the threat of being forcibly detained–this detective is in for the biggest hunt of her life. But beastly or not, she always gets her man: they don’t call her Jezebelle for nothing…

3. The Arabian Tiger’s Eye may not be the world’s largest ruby, but it’s certainly the most famous–and cursed. With a habit of disappearing and reappearing, the gem is briefly scheduled to be exhibited in public for the first time in decades. Naturally this brings all sorts of thieves out of the woodwork, including: a beautiful-but-dangerous royal descendant intent on reclaiming her country’s rightful heritage, a conman with a heart-of-gold being set up to take the fall, an indebted illusionist who is running out of magic to perform, and a treacherous museum director who is ruthless enough to kill them all. Not to mention what could happen when the ruby’s curse comes into play…

4. Commercial diving isn’t a glamorous job, and Ariel’s tired of the family business. When saving a handsome (but hopeless) swimmer leads to an invitation to a private resort, she jumps at the chance to travel. And if the wealthy stranger assumes she’s one of the jet set, who is she to correct him? In need of quick funding, Ariel makes a dangerous deal. Ursula Enterprises is fishy at best, and the job is anything but easy: locating the long lost Sea Witch. The shipwreck has spent centuries on the ocean floor, sunk in almost undivable waters. Now Ursula wants it–and its mysterious cargo. But sunken treasure is the least of Ariel’s worries–not when she’s already feeling like a fish out of water masquerading as a carefree tourist, and dealing with a love affair that won’t quite take off. Throw in a crabby family friend who wants her to return safely home, his sweet but floundering partner, and a contract she should have read more carefully before signing–it’s anything but smooth sailing for this rebellious diver, who just may be out of her depths. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want to re-emphasize: in my version flounder & sebastian are gay

[collegehell101]

I mean, wasn't Sebastian already gay?

[collegehell101]

My life is a joke. I either stream and no one watches or I stream and people do watch, but my internet connection fails me.

[collegehell101]

Growing up Hispanic means watching weird ass telenovelas while staying at your grandma's.

[collegehell101]

Being a college student is having one class really early in the morning and that the professor doesn't show up without even sending an email.

[collegehell101]

Being a college student means walking under the rain with the hood of your hoodie because you never carry an umbrella of you always leave it in the car