Etoile Lafitte

Supernatural obsesser, fantasy reader, and general shit poster

[feministism]

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

The fresh adult dating site that makes it easy to find casual sex near you. Join free to someone new instantly, and hook up tonight

[pochowek]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[granblue-fascination]

Please, I need this 😭 🙏 

[ithinkishipdestiel-deactivated2]

Please let this work

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[all-hail-mono-onion]

getting serious for a second here but i’m here for all of you. i always will be, and you can count on it forever. i swear on my life.

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

I’m here for everyone. if you need anything let me know

[thegreenpea]

I’ll support everyone on the lgbt spectrum till I’m six feet under

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

I’ll support them from heaven or hell

[4ttacus-4tlas]

Catch me not dying so I can continue to support

[roguecampingrainstorm]

💖💖💖💖

[b00bconnoisseur]

🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤

[katekarnage7]

This!

[destielhoneybee]

Safe for all…

[anxietyproblem]

[thoughts-in-shower]

Depression feels like being tired of a long days work even though you’ve been home doing nothing.

[alithographica]

I’m learning my third language right now and the more I work on it, the more I’m glad that English is my native tongue because oh my god how does anyone learn the rules of this miserable cobbled-together nonsense that constantly has exceptions to its own rules and then exceptions to the exceptions

How has anyone learned to pronounce //a n y t h i n g// in English

All of you who learned English as a second language deserve an award and our apologies.

[prrb]

thank you that other day i learnt saloon is pronounced as saline and the only way to learn how to pronounce things in english is by being corrected by someone else bc you tried to pronounce a word logically

[alithographica]

I hate to break it to you but at least in Ye Olde American English, saloon is sal-loon, saline is say-leen

The cycle of confusion continues

[alithographica]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

some info on bees and wasps 

[fairytaleofurmom]

This helps so much

[heehoo-snek]

Bees: baby girls, babies wasps/hornets: TOUGH GUYS. BADDIES Hoverfly: hewwo :3

[19agbrown]

So, when I was 3, I accidentally stepped on a bumblebee, and one of his wings got all crushed. So I picked him up, took him inside, named him George, and he lived in a little jar on my dresser for a few days. I would open up the jar, and he would crawl all over my arm, and then I’d put him back. I even dropped some clover flowers in for him, which he LOVED. But then my mom found him, and flushed him down the toilet, then told me that bees were not acceptable pets. Haven’t really liked bees since then, to be honest.

[collge-lyf]

@19agbrown Are you okay man?

[collge-lyf]

My roommate watching Insatiable: “You both so cute noooo don’t lock lips! Aaannd you’re both gonna die”

[collge-lyf]

So I’m watching the Karate Kid on the TV and my roommate is watching Insatiable on his phone. Let me tell you I don’t think I’ve had an experience like watching Karate Kid but with live commentary on how someone needs to hide the body then worry about being selfish or whatever

[collge-lyf]

“Everything is Kung Fu”

Jackie Chan, Karate Kid

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Nothing but support for MY nonbinary people who prefer they/them to binary pronouns 💚

[whimsical-asshole]

the fact that i wasnt born with wings so i can propel into the sky just to freefall and extend my wings at the last second to fly mere feet above the ground is homophobic

[collge-lyf]

[caseydambro]

happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈💕🌈

[secondclassvines]

[bitchycode]

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

[vaporize-employers]

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

[calledchaos]

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

[ablaske]

[arcticsuggestions]

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

[bro-stoevsky]

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition