"I don't understand that reference"

I am female, I am 24, and I am Bi. I have an Archive of Our Own account that has the same username as my blog, and I post fan fiction for various fandoms there. This blog is mostly a fandom blog, however I post a bit of everything (though I typically TRY to avoid posting politics). My main fandoms are 9-1-1, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Merlin, Good Omens, Lucifer, and Marvel, but occasionally some other fandoms find their way into my posts. Warning: I do get fixations from time to time, and will post seemingly endlessly about one thing. That thing is usually Merlin. Currently, that thing is 9-1-1. I DO have some fan fics on this blog, however, they are old and mostly abandoned thanks to the fact that either I don't like how they turned out, or I lost the original paper copies of them. However, I will most likely either return to or rewrite most of them at some point. If you managed to read to the end of this novel-like bio, then I applaud you. Also, I'm sorry for making you read this much. 😂

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Albert: How are you raising two kids with Eddie, but you're not married, or dating or at least a little into him.

Buck: I swear on my father’s life I am not into Eddie.

Chim: That’s funny, because you hate your father.

Buck: ...

Chim: ...

Albert: ...

Chim: WAIT YOU’RE INTO EDDIE?!

[19agbrown]

To whoever stole my credit card info and bought $60 worth of Doordash this morning while I was at work: Fuck you, and I kind of hope you choked on it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[19agbrown]

Person: Do you work here?

Me: *wearing a uniform and nametag* What gave me away?

[midnights-dragon]

[fedzzzart]

buckley-diaz family outing🎈🎡💛🍃

[19agbrown]

Eddie's genes didn't even try, huh? Both their kids look like Buck 🤣

[wolverineheight]

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

[zedogica]

same with food, shelter, medicine, and enrichment (need)

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[chrisbrecheenwritingaboutwriting]

Bank of Sapphire Cold?

[renkade]

An Ikea of Ruby and Cold

[claudiagray]

A Chocolatier of Pearl and Fog

[marinarusalka]

A Pilates Studio of Aquamarine and Sunshine.

[elspethdixon]

“A Gas Station of Peridot and Sunshine” would actually be a pretty good title for slightly-purple short story about childhood roadtrip nostalgia.

[tricksterrune]

A Home of Sapphire and Snow

Ngl, that title slaps

[bisquid]

A GP Surgery of Diamond and Mizzle

[augustarambles]

A Library of Peridot and Rain

[19agbrown]

A Restaurant of Sapphire and Sun

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[19agbrown]

Nah, that one sounds worse than the other two options, tbh

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[imjunebitch]

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[19agbrown]

We had a Windows 95 desktop until 2015, on which we used floppy disks for school projects until the school stopped having the technology to access them.

My sisters were both born in the 90s, and I watched all the same cartoons and stuff they did. Tailspin? Watched it every Saturday morning until it stopped airing, and still have some episodes on VHS. The old Duck Tales? Same thing.

I remember being in high school in 2017 and seeing all my classmates mystified by this mysterious piece of technology the teacher was using. It was a VCR. Something which I had at home. The teacher actually gave me 5 points extra credit for knowing what it was called.

We didn't have any game systems newer than the PS2 ever, but we had 6 different Plug n Plays, something which most kids my age growing up did not even know existed.

I relate much more to "90s kid" things than I do to early 2000s.

[19agbrown]

ADHD memory is so weird. I can't remember the last time I showered unless I write it down, even if it was that same day, but I can tell you that Devin from my second grade class stole my Littlest Petshop frog on the playground at the bottom of the third red slide from the left while wearing a purple sweater 18 years ago with perfect recollection.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[19agbrown]

Randomly got the urge to try building the 118 in Minecraft. Here's the turnout lockers.

I might add to them, but that's what I have so far.

[19agbrown]

Indiana weather needs put back on meds. 80°F and a chance of snow in less than 24 hours is ridiculous.