i'm a kitchen sink

because a kitchen sink to you Hola people of the internet. As you probably don't know yet, I'm Collin Anderson. Probably aren't many of me around, except maybe in different parallel dimensions - but talk to me about that another time I could go on forever. I'm twenty-one, born and raised in Westerville, Ohio. Catch me working at the falafel shop and talk to me about film. also, if you need something to take the edge off, let me know. I'll give you a good price. promise. IS NOT A KITCHEN SINK TO ME

[collindraws]

ithinkthereforeimoli:

Please, neither of us should be trusted with children, no matter what kind of knowledge we could pass down. Right now? Don’t know. Not much of anything, actually. Totally random. I mean, things do occur oddly when under the influence, but it has much more to do with time moving sideways than dimensions. Though, assuming the multiverse theory is correct and getting high is a way in which one could transverse them, even for a few moments, I suppose it’s possible.

I’m wounded you think so lowly of me, but you’re probably right. Well, I’m hungry so I’m going to step out and get some White Castle or at least Taco Bell. I mean, I just want to meet the guy who played the youngest doctor on TV, or any celebrity while high because that’d be dope. But correction, the multiverse theory is correct. We literally create alternate dimensions everyday with our every day choices, but if getting high could allow me to transcend into another one then I’d consume enough weed to put me into a coma. 

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bertiehums:

Jesus Christ. I just have a few questions: 1. What the hell are you on?! 2. Where can I get some. 3. Can I steal this for a bit in my next set? 

You know only the best, weed. Which speaking of, I got some new stuff that I wanted to let you take a look at before I take it public. Also, yes, but only if you give me 50% royalties for the t-shirt that you’re bond to sell with the quote.

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ithinkthereforeimoli:

I don’t trust you having a child. That sounds like a terrible idea. It’s good, I’ll give it that. Just not up for tiny burgers. Random, not that I’m surprised, but still.

Whattchu talking about, Oli? I would be a great father, I definitely have some fatherly knowledge to pass down to my children about business and supply and demand.  Fine, what are you up for? Also, not super random. If Harold and Kumar taught me anything, it’s that you’re bound to meet Doogie Howser when under the influence. 

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thejuicylopez:

That was a trip when you discovered that. I guess it would be weird. 

What can I say, I’m a genius when I’m high.

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frcnkiexhudson:

It’s not too early to be choosing Halloween costumes, right? I can’t help it, I always get way too excited.

I’m surprised people have their costumes picked out, I got no idea what I’m going to be till the day before.

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yourstrulybonnie:

My parents really just bought a bunch of board games from Target. Do they really expect us to play fucking Twister or something now? This is legitimately sad to watch.

Twister with your family is sort of, kind of, really weird. Yeah, super weird. Can’t you just play Monopoly and scream across the table for fucking each other over like every other family in America? 

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ithinkthereforeimoli:

No, but now I am. Fucker! For once I honestly don’t want White Castle so I’m gonna pass.

You’re welcome, it’s really tripy but when I have a kid I’m going to sell it to be loved by actresses for commercials...wait, that sounds bad. Never mind. But White Castle is the bomb, I love their tiny little burgers. It makes me feel like a giant. Also I really want to meet Neal Partick Harris 

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thejuicylopez:

You just explained being an actress. It’s not weird. Whatever you’re smoking you should probably stop and that’s coming from me.

Yeah- but well, no. It’s totally weirder than that, like can you imagine cuddling and kissing a baby you’re not related to in the slightest? Or being the mom of the baby and you’re just watching some rando acting like they love your baby for money, it’s super weird. I’m onto something, like almost better than that time I discovered the pick-up artists cult shit over at Carmel High. 

[collindraws]

Do you ever think about how women in baby commercials are actresses? So they gotta like love and caress this baby that doesn't belong to them, that’s fucking weird dude...also I totally want White Castle, who want’s to go on a zany misadventure?