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hey, hi, hello. bert hummel here, bertie if you're feeling flirty. youngest hummel and probably drinks more coffee than any of them. (don't let them tell you otherwise)

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frcnkiexhudson:

Wow, that’s actually pretty impressive. Aren’t you worried about people stealing your idea though? I’ve got a couple of ideas but I’m really leaning towards Tim Burton’s corpse bride.

Not really, since I try to make the effort to pick costumes that are super awesome but not people’s initial choice. I’m going as Penelope from the Christina Ricci film. That’s a cool choice! You’d make a great Emily, are you going to draw on those crazy huge eyes that only work when you keep your eyes closed? 

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thejuicylopez:

I’ll like, the funnest. How about you join Bonnie and I tonight? I’m sure we can find something to entertain us?

Sounds like a plan. I’ll bring some chips and shit for when inevitably get the munchies. Have any preferences?

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collindraws:

You know only the best, weed. Which speaking of, I got some new stuff that I wanted to let you take a look at before I take it public. Also, yes, but only if you give me 50% royalties for the t-shirt that you’re bond to sell with the quote.

Always looking out for me, babe. What would I do without you? Uh... no. 20% maybe.

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ithinkthereforeimoli:

Seems to be going around. That whole forgetting thing. Are we sure I’m the one who’s always high?

I don’t know ‘bout the rest of them but I’m not afraid to admit I might always be. Which is why I could never hang with your crowd for too long, I’d be a terrible drug mule. 

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I totally forgot it’s a long weekend this weekend. That’s probably the byproduct of never really paying attention when it actually is a school day. Does anyone have any plans? I have a few blunts and a bottle of vodka with our names on it.

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Ah. Weed and alcohol, two of the things I hold dearest to my heart. Count me in, I could stand to let loose with some fun people.

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ithinkthereforeimoli:

I love long weekends. If only because it means I can try new stuff, without having to worry about getting up on Monday. Today is going to be fun. Any of you doing something of interest today?

I actually forgot we had Monday off, jeez. Just when I motivated myself not to miss a day of school this week, oh well. I can’t help if I’m too hung over Tuesday morning to go to school.

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frcnkiexhudson:

It’s not too early to be choosing Halloween costumes, right? I can’t help it, I always get way too excited.

I’ve literally had my costume set since November 1st so you’re good, kiddo. You’re a bit late in comparison actually, but that’s cool. What are you thinking of dressing up as?

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collindraws:

Do you ever think about how women in baby commercials are actresses? So they gotta like love and caress this baby that doesn’t belong to them, that’s fucking weird dude…also I totally want White Castle, who want’s to go on a zany misadventure? 

Jesus Christ. I just have a few questions: 1. What the hell are you on?! 2. Where can I get some. 3. Can I steal this for a bit in my next set? 

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