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(I'm still here just perpetually afraid everyone hates me :') Good ol anxiety.)
Overly Sarcastic Production Starters         đ” Journey to the West (Parts I-V) đ”
Allow me to direct your attention to this rock as it is about to perform a magic trick.
Oh, man, if only one of us were impulsive enough to jump into the waterfall and see what happens.
I donât know what I expected, but it wasnât this.
You know I can do more than just ânot dieâ, right?
Who, me? Misuse my magic abilities?
Wanna see me turn into a tree?
Itâs come to my attention that you all suck.
I feel like this warrants a wardrobe upgrade.
Anyone else feeling kind of immortal all of a sudden?
How about DONâT piss off the super strong monkey demon?
If we give him a job, we basically own him.
I could steal you and nobody could stop me.
We also got you a desk this time.
We need netflix.
See, stuff like this? Itâs why you werenât invited in the first place.
If Iâm not supposed to be in here say âayeâ.
HOLD STILL AND LET ME ARREST YOU!
Iâll teach him to eat my pills!
Cooking people is NOT COOL.
Buddha donât play around.
Sometimes murder just happens, ya know?
I am just all about that virtuous mission.
Iâve never had hair.
Your dadâs a zombie. Life is really complicated.
I knew we werenât important enough to survive.
I LIED. NOTHING IS FINE.
Why am I so useless on my own?
Is that [name]? Tell him to stay out of my stuff!
Did somebody say hijinks?
This is not sufficiently zen.
Son, we donât kill people.
I think you mean YOU donât kill people.
Look at Mr. Bigshot over here telling me who I can and canât kill.
Oh boy! Is my bad behavior being rewarded again?
Yeah, this totally makes up for the loss of my freedom.
Iâve always wanted a horse who could eat me.
If only murder wasnât frowned upon in polite society.
I happen to be an expert at kicking demon ass.
Allow me to tell you my entire life story.
Hey, babe, wanna know why they call me the âheavenly tumbleweedâ?
We canât all have free passes for consequence-free hijinks!
Interesting guy. Need to go finish kicking his ass, though.
I donât do ânot stupidâ.
Why am I the only one who has to walk?
PUT YOUR SKIN BACK ON.
Not likely, you egotistical windbag.
Try for strike three, you beautiful narcissist.
Once again: good communication fails to save the day.
This is your daily reminder that youâre a squishy mortal.
Iâm fine and definitely donât need any monkeys.
Let me go stop my husband from killing your friends.
Thereâs only one course of action: leaving.
This has been known to dissuade people from trying to eat you.
If there were anything scarier than us, heâd be back already.
Theyâre just rocks that think theyâre better than you but theyâre not theyâre just big and thatâs all theyâve got.
Just defy the laws of physics like you always do.
I think I see some guys whoâll actually deserve this.
Not to tell you how to do your job, but demons are extremely dumb.
Iâve been struck by a sudden desire for pork.
We found your mother and sheâs like super dead.
I will end you if we get killed because of this.
WellâŠthis isnât my most undignified defeat to date.
From the sky descended a hero. A small, anthropomorphic reindeer with a red cape on his back, a large white C boldly imprinted upon the cape to show the world who he was. After landing in front of the individual, Chopperman lifted his head with a friendly smile, hoping to assure the citizen that all was well with the world. "Citizen! Would you like an autograph?"
âWhoa! A flying tiny reindeer! Heck yeah Iâd like your autograph! It can mark the day I met a flying reindeer!â Mabel beamed at Chopperman. âDo you mind if I get a picture, too? My brother would flip.â
Chopperman blushed, giggling at her excitement as he hoped to bathe in the appreciation some more. âHaha! Thereâs no danger going on, so I guess I donât mind hanging out with my new friend!â He assured Mabel, already calling her his friend. âDonât worry! Youâll be safe with me, ma'am!â
"Uh. Yeah! Safe. Good!" Mabel wasn't really sure what exactly she was being kept safe from, but she was willing to run with it. "You don't gotta call me ma'am though! My name's Mabel." She held out her hand to shake.
Plot idea: Fae
(So seeing some other things going around reminded me that I super love stories with the fae. They were/are in many ways some of the original horror monsters. Like think about it, creatures that steal your child and leave an empty copy that will grow sick and die? The Bean Sidhe (banshee) is a faerie. The Leanan Sidhe who take human lovers and give them short lives and insanity but creativity... there are a ton of things.
So this idea is that the Gnomes wanted Mabel for her potential, where if she were to become part of the fae she would be crazy powerful.
With some shenanigans, getting lost and eating faerie food, Mabel having adventures and then accidentally ending up queen of the fae (to the gnomes dismay because they wanted her to be THEIR queen) This is a plot I've wanted to do for AGES but never had a good chance to. Mabel would be such a good faerie. She's silly and whimsical but can take things seriously. Like think to midsummer's nights dream. You could so see her helping matchmake some randoms who come wandering into her woods.
Also fun spooky potential because let's face it fae are scary.)
From the sky descended a hero. A small, anthropomorphic reindeer with a red cape on his back, a large white C boldly imprinted upon the cape to show the world who he was. After landing in front of the individual, Chopperman lifted his head with a friendly smile, hoping to assure the citizen that all was well with the world. "Citizen! Would you like an autograph?"
"Whoa! A flying tiny reindeer! Heck yeah I'd like your autograph! It can mark the day I met a flying reindeer!" Mabel beamed at Chopperman. "Do you mind if I get a picture, too? My brother would flip."
WHO WANTS A SWEATER
"IT'S COLD NOW SO THAT MEANS SWEATERS. SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE! WHO WANTS A SWEATER?"
"... Follow up question. What if glitter balloons in slingshots?"
"Do you think if I put enough glitter in a water balloon it'll explode on impact or does it need to have actual water in it?"
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Mabelâs smile turns into a slightly teasing grin. âI bet you two would loooooove some alone time in a haunted house. They can be pretty romantic. You can bravely defend Dipper from the ghosts. Or the other way around. Either way, swooning.â She giggles and winks at Pacifica. âWe should set you and Dipper up on a solo investigation sometime even if I donât get grounded.â
Pacifica shoves her away, but sheâs still grinning. âShut up! Solo mission or not it wonât be romantic. Weâve done the haunted house bit before remember? That was anything but romantic!â She scoffs. âThough I will admit I woudnât mind a solo mssion.â
Mabel giggled, lightly shoving her back. "Scary things are plenty romantic. I mean, remember the time with the face stealer? Plus, couples go to scary movies so they can cling to each other. It's a valid strategy."
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Mabel nods. âYeah I guess this counts as âacceptable reasons to get in troubleâ, even if it means putting off the haunted house investigation. Thanks Pacifica.â She gives her a bright smile and loops an arm around hers, the closest thing to a hug while being able to walk. âD'you think sheâll get a black eye?â
âIf you get grounded and he gets that upset I see no reason why I canât step in. I know youâre âmystery twinsâ or whatever but I mean,â she shrugs. âIâve pulled my fair share.â She smiles at Mabel when they loop arms and giggles a bit, âI hope so. She deserves it.â
Mabel's smile turns into a slightly teasing grin. "I bet you two would loooooove some alone time in a haunted house. They can be pretty romantic. You can bravely defend Dipper from the ghosts. Or the other way around. Either way, swooning." She giggles and winks at Pacifica. "We should set you and Dipper up on a solo investigation sometime even if I don't get grounded."
(So I'm on a plane to virginia to visit a friend and uh... I started to black out in the airport. Tunnel vision, hearing sounding like I was underwater, stomach lurching. I sat down and it passed enough for me to get on the plane but wtf. Why was I nearly fainting?)
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Pacifica almost laughs at that, but then she glances around, looking for a teacher. âI think youâre clear to run. Just keep your head down and itâll blow over by tomorrow. Fights always do.â She shoves her friend towards an exit. âCâmon, if we speed walk away together itâll look less suspicious.â
Mabel nods quickly, making a quick glance around to double check that nobody had shown up since Pacifica had made her check. She was glad to have Pacifica helping her out. âDo you think Dipperâs gonna be proud of me or pissed at me? I think thereâs about a 15% chance of angry ice cream boy right now but if I get grounded itâs going to be 50/50. What do you think?â
âIf Dipper is pissed with you then tell him she made fun of your sweater. Heâll wanna swing on her next.â She keeps her friend moving as they talk, âAnd like, Iâll understand if you get grounded and all, but letâs face it. You were just defending yourself.â If Dipper was pissed with her at all Pacifica would have to do something about it. Itâs not like Pacifica tried to stop her.
Mabel nods. "Yeah I guess this counts as 'acceptable reasons to get in trouble', even if it means putting off the haunted house investigation. Thanks Pacifica." She gives her a bright smile and loops an arm around hers, the closest thing to a hug while being able to walk. "D'you think she'll get a black eye?"
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Pacifica almost laughs at that, but then she glances around, looking for a teacher. âI think youâre clear to run. Just keep your head down and itâll blow over by tomorrow. Fights always do.â She shoves her friend towards an exit. âCâmon, if we speed walk away together itâll look less suspicious.â
Mabel nods quickly, making a quick glance around to double check that nobody had shown up since Pacifica had made her check. She was glad to have Pacifica helping her out. âDo you think Dipperâs gonna be proud of me or pissed at me? I think thereâs about a 15% chance of angry ice cream boy right now but if I get grounded itâs going to be 50/50. What do you think?â
Still here! Like for a starter!
(Or message to plot. I know I've been inactive, just having trouble getting into the swing of things and deal with social anxiety on top of physical health problems. But I would very much like to rp with you all!)
"Oh my god, they got a picture of me hitting her in the face."
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Pacifica slaps her best friend a high-five and gives a small giggle. âGood! She deserved it! You worked really hard on that sweater!â
"I know she deserved it but I am gonna soooo get in trouble." She was not going to turn down a high five though. "Think I should make a break for it now? I can't get grounded when I go home if I go to canada instead."
(Welp. Ended up at the ER this morning because I had a migraine and couldn't keep down anything, even water. Migraines are fun because if I don't take migraine pills they won't go away so I needed to get injected medicine and it was like 4 am.)
              things people say at my school
â Oh my God, they got a picture of me hitting her in the face. â
â I went to visit my cat at lunch break today. â
â Like damn, do you have a receptionist now? Do I need to schedule an appointment or what? â
â The Popeâs new album is fire. â
â I mean, I just donât get the title. Shouldnât it be The Wrath of Grapes? â
â I would eat an entire horse right now. Iâll eat you, I donât give a fuck. â
â IâM GOING TO HIT YOU JUST LET ME SLEEP â
â You should get up and bow to me as I enter the room. â
â All right, everybody, letâs play school. â
â Power does what power can. â
â Bonsai! â
â Sheâs the sweetest little child. Iâm going to destroy her. â
â If you ate the last muffin so help me I will cut off your ears and your eyes and leave you in a ditch. â
â This is the week I die. RIP me. â
â Iâll be sure to attend your funeral, then. â
â I will milk you. â
â Look, Iâm sorry, but she is such a bitch! â
â I stuck the SD card into the CD slot again. â
â All right, thatâs it! Give me the tape. â
â Donât tweet that. I did not mean that. â
â I sent them an impatient email. â
â Youâre haunting my dreams now. â
â Lunch was fire af. â
â No. Youâve all ruined it. Go inside. â
â Mm. Sexy. â
â Crocs are coming back, okay? â
â I just need to get out, even if itâs just maybe an hour. Letâs go! â
â We should revolt. â
â Look at that. Theyâre my new best friend. Whatâs their name again? â
â Weâve been decimated. â
â I donât think Iâve brushed my hair all week. Oh well. â
â I only shave for special occasions. â
â Rest in fucking pieces! â
â Whatâs a tiny little thirty-three year age difference? â
â You could replace him with an eggplant and the eggplant would probably be more useful. â
â I fuck with Goodcents so hard. â