shooting reptile lasers at you

Hi I'm Neptune and boy howdy this is a blog full of stuff I like :) go check out my art blog @prismaticarts

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[hellbabyfromhell]

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[hellbabyfromhell]

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

[lmaonade]

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

[hellbabyfromhell]

You are going to hell

[tatzlyip]

would you go to therapy every month if this was your therapist

[zuccnini]

[oc] Cold soda

[coolpooltoy]

can you do a leopard seal taur #please ?

one big fat leopard seal taur coming right up!!!!!! (with bonus extra heads)

[aukkenopsia]

redraw of my very very old enderman oc from about 10yrs ago when i was really into minecraft. No old art of him around cause it was on my laptop that got stolen 4ever ago :'( anyways void cat.

[aukkenopsia]

building my house out of dirt and sleeping in it only to have some block head enderman dig my ass up 😔 (oc)

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[doedipus]

[hometownrockstar]

hotdog or corndog ?

hot dog 🌭

corn dog 🌽

Voting ended on15h

[1five1two]

[rogdona]

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[musithical]

Cinderella's Castle is maybe the most underrated StarKid show. it is genuinely one of their best productions and deserves way more attention

[imshiroshark]

that one mp100 funny from milletude but disco elysium

[thingsbydiana]

Aroace Pride Dragon~

[humperxhumper]

i sure do hope nothing happens to my apartment building