Dork Daily

26. Graduate of BGSU. Marine biology major. Bi. Non binary boy. he/him and they/them.

[brucebocchi]

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

[sepulchritude]

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

SHE DOES NOW

[gay-irl]

[prguitarman]

[razorgirlpenis]

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

[skrumpdawg]

this is fucking hilarious

[lmaonade]

why do you as a man own a laptop? to check your "e males" ? gay boy

[dogkin]

‘lap top’? 🤨

[alleycatboy]

you're in her dm's

she made me into a sim so she could torture me

[alleycatboy]

aww she let me swim in the pool

[alleycatboy]

umm babygirl.. where did the ladder go?

[gharibajameel]

A true gentleman has no gym shorts dick outline

[gharibajameel]

A true gentleman is dickless

[gharibajameel]

A true lady is dickful.

[funnytwittertweets]

[erene-e]

[steviemcfly]

Belgians must be stopped

[cybelusreverie]

[plasmalogical]

[chainsawder]

[assdevourer]

that post thats like "i hope christianity as a global power collapses" and there's just tons of hand-wringing "enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals" comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

[squeakitties]

[kaban-bang]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[ruinedchildhood]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[ampervadasz]

[shirecorn]