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any pronouns :3c | this blog is not horny, but I may reblog explicit/nsfw text posts/jokes Number 1 Sanji hater and Number 1 Wilds Era TLoZ hater

[ultra-wack]

Dorohedoro redraw 🤪

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[focawire]

i really really really like this gif and wanted it on my blog but i had to ask my friend who's been playing ghost trick on stream for our server if it counts as a spoiler. he said no

[focawire]

BAILEY GRICK INSTANDTLY RULED TOO SEXUAL FOR WORDS?

[pathogenflock]

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

[blackforestbride]

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

[blackforestbride]

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[blackforestbride]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

[aceattorneygame]

Nothing good.

[stardustfanfare]

i went to gay and stupid island and you were there

[stardustfanfare]

i mean. i didnt go

[stardustfanfare]

but i heard about it

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[thelambliesdown1974]

victory royale

[my-dailydreams]

[skrumpdawg]

i hate that things i dont like live in my head rent free

[crabussy]

senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.

[crabussy]

GAUGEHAHAH????

[gobusto]

[popeyeotaku]

mods asleep post the Kaiketsu Zubat carpetry duel

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love it when headlines get cut off

[jazzy-mint-219]

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[objectlessondujour]

The earliest evidence of human culture is the fucking skeleton of someone's grandad living decades after mammoth -inflicted injuries that seem to have left him incapable of doing shit.

Decades. Broken bones, skull injuries, evidence he was blinded at least in one eye. Fractures that healed funny, but they healed. Because his family cared for him when he couldn't care for himself.

Humanity is caring for others.

[plastiboo]