Colorsatrandom

I like to describe my taste as eclectic at best

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[roboticonography]

My friend’s four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.

Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, “I can’t wait to see what happens next! I’m on the edge of my seat!”

Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, “You can use the whole seat. It’s more comfy.”

[hemswrths]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) // Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[iraffiruse]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

deep thoughts

[antidevelopment]

He won.

[skoogers-deactivated20200909]

im happy for him

[emperorcammy]

He got sixth place actually

[antidevelopment]

[toastbutteregg]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[fanaticalkingdom-blog]

My mum has an issue with Newt Scamander’s name because Scamander sounds like salamander and a salamander is a type of newt but I am 300% sure that it is not a coincidence since it comes from the woman that brought us Wolf Raised-by-Wolves the werewolf and Dog Black the black dog

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[catchymemes]

[dungeons-n-dragon-age]

Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like

[porcelaindust]

[zhivak-deactivated20201212]

Me as a magical creature

[naprasno]

[kissthebrokenwinds]

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture

[vent-posting]

And somehow the cats face had the same energy

[mxnrique]

IM SCREAMING

[jrbsfx]

In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.

[kunzite-kulture]

[feuer-bluete]

[thecommonchick]

[whitepeopletwitter]