As i turn your dreams to shame

May🌙 || Wanderlust || IC

[colossal-whims]

MU Origin 3 - Discover the world of MU

[trashboat]

[my-nameless-bliss]

fix-it fic, also known as Canon Complaint,

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[rainydayscore]

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

[ineffectualdemon]

You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

[terrible-leviathan]

Fuck canon

*opens ao3*

[chasingcoyotes]

yo sometimes i just forget leafy sea dragons exist and just

i share a planet with these funky little men?? i feel HONORED

[crazychooklady]

May I please show you some more funky friends I like @folkwitching​? 

Rainbow Belly Pipefish

Pygmy Seahorse

Ornate Ghost Pipefish

Robust Ghost Pipefish

[sefuns]

Baekhyun being cute ft oblivious Chanyeol ✧ 181118 !t Live: MUGI-BOX “EXO”

[deepfriedprawn]

[ericmickelson]

[labella-instagram]

[methhomework]

[thickneyspears-deactivated20181]

When theres a Pokemon in your neighbors house

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[disgustingplants]

Oh goddammit not again

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

To Isengard

[itmustvebeenthefairies]

Macbeth better watch out

[gnossienne]

“…one can see pages spanning decades and countries, with identical compositions. They couldn’t have known about each other. Their expressions of love - so identical, so similarly expressive - could only have emerged from their common humanity.” ‘Not married but willing to be!’: Men in love from the 1850s-1950s

[colossal-whims]

Tumblr without porn sucks