[pangur-and-grim]

huh. well. whatever shall I do with this

[theawkwardhomo]

RAT TIME HAT TIME

[pangur-and-grim]

like this?

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

[sophie531896273240810891]

effervescent

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[swampthot]

[thekwikemart]

[parasauropteryx]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[kamikazesoundsociety]

[kamikazesoundsociety]

We have always been here. 

Vintage MLM love photography post

Vintage WLW love photography post

Please add more if you have them <3 

[reddietrashmouth]

❤️

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[birdhug]

i ask you this…what is more delightful and simple than frying up some chopped garlic and onions in a pan

[charlesoberonn]

When somebody is bringing up something embarrassing you did

[donttouchthevoid]

upkyle

[thomas-is-my-name]

Wait… what’s “upkyle”?

[donttouchthevoid]

[girlfig]

[nessa007]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

[colourmecolourless]

bastard

[chanel-tiger]