you were supposed to carry me

cole | he | 20something | multi somtimes ns/fw not spoiler free

[birdlawexpert]

Dude

[fuwungi]

Milk steak boiled over hard and the finest jelly beans, raw

[website-com]

2025 thirty rock episode cerie calls jenna's new belt 'so cunt' and jenna immediately clings to this new young slang but only uses it to the crew who does not know its a compliment and become more and more offended. meanwhile jack has discovered generative AI and think it would be fantastic for script writing. liz is deeply morally offended by this implication but is distracted from her moral stance by the crew starting an uprising against jenna, calling her a misogynistic pig. jenna is beside herself about the 'pig' bit. pete begins to implement the AI behind liz's back because he doesnt give a fuck. the AI is only referencing news items that have not happened and tracy's real scandals, as a result tracy begins to believe that the AI is alive and wants to kill him. kenneth strongly believes that god is communicating with him through the AI chatbot. dot com refuses to help tracy because he is strongly morally opposed to the idea of AI in the arts and has expressed this to tracy many times. kenneth convinces jack that the AI chatbot is god, jack begins to confess his sins and the bot starts to use them to write skits for the show. liz sees what is happening but thinks that using these skits is the only way to make jack see that AI cant write for the show and save the writers jobs. tracy digs through his dressing room floor and stabs through the ethernet cable to kill the bot after learning the layout of the internet. the show is cancelled that week due to pulling funding from network television.

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[teaboot]

wait garfield likes Italian food????? since when

Lasagna

[teaboot]

posers calling themselves fans but havent even read the source material

[introspect-la]

A BATHING APE X TOYS MCCOY BEASTIE BOYS ACTION FIGURES (1998)

[doginstrument]

The Lonely Weevil Seems To Ride I4 At Night

[lesbiankendall]

im gonna miss him for the rest of my life

[bludkin]

Eric Bogosian in Billions (2017)

[unspeakablevice-deactivated2024]

“The homosexual dream of perfect metaphysical union is not so much a reflected heterosexual ideal as it is the compensation for having wept in the darkness.”

— Thomas Yingling, Hart Crane and the Homosexual Text. Thomas Yingling was a prominent AIDS theorist and leading figure in gay and lesbian studies. He died of AIDS on July 27, 1992. 

[sirfrogsworth]

I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

[villainessbian]

That's it. No more depending on other countries. The USA must become the Banana Republic (voice speaks fast in my earpiece) I have just now learned terrible things about Guatemala

[notgreengardens]

[vagueobscurity]

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Dusky Smooth-Hound

Mustelus canis

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[bogleech]

I live so close to this I can visit it and hang out there whenever I want any day every day for free if I felt like

[sillywormz]

when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

[charl0ttan]

at the marijuana sesh going "now lets do a silly one"