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my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

martunamajor

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

shorts-muchacho-papi

the-real-ted-cruz

what level of woke

andhumanslovedstories

The erosion of Loki’s threat level from “time to conquer the earth” to “persistent nuisance” is a source of eternal delight to be, every film he grows closer and closer to his true and ultimate manifestation of ineffectual, annoying lil brother

andhumanslovedstories

thor to all the inhabitants of earth: it’s cool he’s comic relief now :) all of earth: still…..guilty of many murders tho…….lotta murder loki: yeah I keep trying to explain that to him, I think it’s fucking buckwild he brought me here too

Beyoncé: I woke up like this *FLAWLESS*

Me: I woke up like this *I feel like I'm dying and I'm pretty sure there is dried drool on my forehead*

deedeedelfuego

Dumbie Does Dumb Thing: A visual story in five parts about why I ultimately had to go rescue Dee Dee off the fridge.

#for bec

lntelligent

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

crazyclowntime

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

horsecrash

This fuckin aged like milk

teathattast

cronch

princesstigerbelle

They screm

They screm for the cronch

jesustwink

This is what I opened my tumblr for

gaycrane-deactivated20210730

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons

#for bec

mysharona1987

ruinedchildhood

moved-to-lumnch

*man voice* hey ladies don’t worry about societal standards, I’ll objectify you no matter what you look like :)

thisismy-gameface

They think it’s a compliment too!

solvatochrome

holy shit

zenosanalytic

A Good Thread about The Hobbit and Bilbo from yesterday. Didn’t realize it was the anniversary!

thewitchdoctor

uranian97

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

a-chicago-sunflower

3) mostly mined with slave labor

everkings

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

wildhaunt

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.

ariaste

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.