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@colourslice
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In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
Someone translate this, please.
“Oh, the backseat’s free? I’ll go right through since you are taking up the crosswalk. Thank you!”
@colourslice
I mean. Could have gone worse.
Found some hands tutorial by me
Not in English but hope it will help???????
if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?
Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.
Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.
Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”
ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!
I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life
im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands
Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:
Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple
I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.
Is Semple trying to make Kapoor share some Lit?
It's been forever since I've posted anything realated to drawing, wow. And a while since I've posted anything at all. So here is a "work in progress" Onew portrait. The face is more or less finished, but I don't know what I'll do arownd it. This is a full piece tho, not a sketch as all my previous posts were, so yey me. I really love and admire Onew. I hope to finish this soon and hopefully do more drawings of him in future. Especially when my skills will improve. That would be great)
my bird shredding some paper
Look at those perfectly uniform lines! What skill!
Aww it looks so pretty with its new accesories
That bird is an adorable fashionista.
HES WEARING THEM
He wants to be a Bird-of-Paradise
What a sweetheart… beautiful little bird.
Does my bum look big in this??
@colourslice !!!
@argoniodine ???
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Taemin singing Despacito in Spanish [x]
*KEYBOARD SMASHES IN SPANISH!!!!!*
This is the only Despacito I would like to listen to.
Thank you.
Rest in Peace, Angel
I am so sorry to 100% members, fans, and especially the family of Seo Minwoo.
I never listened to 100% but I knew who they were. I knew that they worked hard. That they had fans who truly loved them.
As a SHINee stan, I had lost Jonghyun who was the universe to me and legitimately wanted to kill myself.
To see yet another young life leaving us makes me worried and very sad for those close to him and fans who loved him dearly.
Please, if you need anyone to talk to, me and the Shawol community open our arms to you.
He’s in a much better place now. Things heal with time 💗 Never forget you are not alone
고맙다 🌠 ‘thank you’.
precious
@colourslice
omg how dare u.
gen z kids don’t give a single fuck and they’re all like 9
Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z
Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.
18-23 year olds who are in the weird gray area between generations
@colourslice you’re welcome
How did you know?
That is me everyday.
I think change really sound nice.
I'm here
Shawols, Jonhyun stans, anyone who is feeling sad and alone. I'm here. You can talk to me. You can vent to me. You can cry. You can be a mess. Please. You don't have to go through this alone. Message me. Ill gladly listen to you. Sharing your feelings will make it better, I promise. The pain won't dissolve at this moment. It needs time. But not being alone makes it easier.
trigger: suicide
Some SHINee fans have committed suicide after hearing the tragic news about Jonghyun’s death. © Please don’t do this. I know it hurts a lot but please don’t take your own life. It’s not what he would have wanted for you. This is not the way. I am here for anyone who needs comfort and just wants to talk. I will listen. Please speak out, share your sadness and your pain. It’s okay to do so. It’s good for your own mental health. Don’t bottle it up and take your own life.
SHINee members needs your love and support. Kim Jonghyun needs your wishes.
Stay strong, Shawols.
We are here for you. Your life is important.
Show love
With everything that is happenning now, please, show love to people you care about.
Depression is awfull. Its very hard for a person to battle it alone. Stay together. Support eachother and spread love. With so many people feeling lonely, misunderstood. Thinking that they are a failure. We need to be there for eachother. To be considerate and be willing to listen.
I'm so worried about members and shawols right now. Shinee always was the brightest group, a light in the dark. Never failing to make us laugh. Always leaving us in awe by how tallented they are.
I pray for members and especially Onew, to have strength to get through this.
With each hour it becomes more and more real.
Please show your support for the group, for Jonghyun's family, for Shawols and for everyone who loves Jonghyun.
above is a list of suicide hotlines from around the world. please do not feel as though you are alone, it is important to remember that you are not alone and there are thousands experiencing the same thing you are. there is always someone who is willing to listen to you and stand by your side during these dark times.
there needs to be a constant and ever growing conversation about mental health and how harmful and deadly it can become. we need people to no longer be scared to reach out, to speak, to share, to no longer feel trapped and suffering in silence, scared of what others may think.
reblogging this post can help save a life