not for lack of stoot

stoot / he/she - here to fuck around and find out

[pisscord]

Why is your name Pisscord!

sorry my demons

[cherryjuicegf]

when will my thesis defend me

[blue-green-memes]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[calware]

i recently noticed that @ jetblackcode created a really interesting tool that lets you see your tumblr stats, one of which is a comparison between the number of notes you've gotten on all your posts to the entire userbase! so, i figured a fun reblog game would be to put in your blog and tag which color you got:

i've colored the buckets on the histogram so that it's easier to tell where you landed on the graph rather than just using numbers ^_^

[thats-ee]

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers Yoda assigns his most unruly students to his most disrespectful former padawans

Part 1 here

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

[glowcowboy]

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[thats-ee]

notoriously relaxed Jedi safety standards, protocols, and practices 🤝 training accidents in front of the kids, part 2

Part 1

[christianstepmoms]

I'm like 99% anti outdoor cat but there's this precious stoop cat on my way to the grocery store that never leaves his stoop, always comes up to say hi if you approach him, and when you leave he lays back down on his stoop

[christianstepmoms]

[tashaneva]

*yuri beams your hockey yaoi*

[emptyjunior]

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

[emptyjunior]

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

[beguilingcorpse]

mutual reblogs a post once: normal. expected. they liked the post and wanted to share it. an average transaction in the tumblr economy

mutual reblogs the same post again immediately after: whoops! hit the button twice! happens to us all. easy enough to scroll past. the state of the economy continues

mutual reblogs the same post three times: a statement. dashboard art. the rule of threes. this is no longer economical it is political. there’s something being said here. ! ! !

four times: oopsie daisie tumblr glitched! look at this frog four times :) haha

five times: your tumblr mutual has lost themselves in the post. they’re sobbing. this image, this string of words, this series of gifs from the television show “The X Files” (1993-2002) has enraptured and enthralled them so deeply that for a moment they have forgotten where and who they are. all that exists is the post, and as they click the reblog button over and over again in a way it is themselves they are sharing. it is their essence that they are spreading over the dash. look at me, mutuals. hear me. see me splayed out. this reblog is my intestine; this, my liver; this, my two lungs; this, my beating heart; and this, my sordid brain on full display in my tumblr blog’s glass jar. does it make you uncomfortable? does it make you as uncomfortable as it makes me? has any other person felt so publicly displayed as i do now by this gif of david duchovny? when god made man, were his motivations the same as when man makes art?

six times: jfc we get it

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]