[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane and ilya getting so used to sleeping curled up together that they wake up if they drift apart

mainly because if it's ilya who wakes up first, he shifts over in bed to snuggle close to wherever shane has wriggled off to, curling back up around him and drifting off again, content

whereas if it's shane who wakes up, it's more *bleary, confused searching* *target sighted* *YANK across the mattress to slide ilya back into place next to him* *settles back down while sighing happily like an angel while ilya is still ?!?! about getting AGGRESSIVELY relocated*

[hardlyhinged]

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[penandinkprincess]

the idea of shane NOT believing that he does this and ilya being SO fucking frustrated

he just thinks ilya is being dramatic and is "that doesn't even sound like something i would do" "it doesn't! and yet! you have!" "🙄 yeah, okay 🙄 i just turned into the midnight hulk just to manhandle you" "...YES. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED."

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[lexdelioncourt]

First Assad said: "I'm gonna ambush hug Eric on the red carpet."

Then Eric said: "I'm gonna play-bite Assad on camera."

Then Assad said: "I'm gonna shamelessly flirt with Eric during the entire Reddit AMA."

Then Eric said: "I'm gonna post a selfie with Assad that looks like we're posting from the afterglow."

Your move, Assad. I'm actually scared for my blood pressure at this point.

[roboco-san]

it's so funny how the mcu has so closely replicated the comics fan experience of like, "don't worry about like the plots. the things happening are like 90% really stupid, you just have to accept that. the meat is in the character writing. which is unfortunately also bad."

[beradan]

"and in order for half of it to make sense you had to have gotten into it many years ago and kept up with the homework"

[scifigrl47]

"Blorbo is my favorite character! He has 89,324 appearances spanning decades!"

"Great! What do you recommend?"

"One writer in mid-2014 had like, half a plot that was great before it was handed off to someone who hated him and possibly had a vendetta against the art director. But man, a great 2-3 months of real character stuff there."

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[iconuk01]

Please believe me when I say I have never knowingly shared AI artwork in my life, but this one is so godawful that it defies any sort of categorisation.

THIS was posted by the current President....

Presumably it was supposed to project an image of utter masculinity.... which would surely test even the most soulless of generative AI programs, but this... THIS?

This may simultaneously be amongst the most horrifying AND most gay things I've seen in my long life.

The closest thing I can think of is those old Sino/Soviet posters all about men striving together which just looks like they're a slightly adorable gay couple, sometimes bringing up their kids together.

The central image strives for manliness, though I can only hear Jabba the Hutt's theme playing in my head as I look at it.

But the near naked, ALL MALE, totally toned (and possibly cloned) cheerleaders gleefully flinging their pompoms with gay [sic] abandon makes JC Leyendecker's work look butch.

[moveoversun]

To add another layer to the nightmare of this "art", it looks like the cheerleaders all resemble young Ronald Regan. yikes

[iconuk01]

Well, not unseeing THAT now....

Thanks, I hate it....

[teaboot]

THE GUY BEHIND THE BASKETBALL HAS AMPUTATED HANDS

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[lexdelioncourt]

At least we know that if Daniel and Armand don't kiss in S3 Eric and Assad will probably kiss at SDCC and put us all out of our misery

[writerly-muses]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The world could be so beautiful

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[theinternetarchive]

marsha p. johnson with a stuffed snoopy doll, december 5, 1987.

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat Reddit AMA

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

when I'm in an avoiding the question competition and Assad Zaman shows up

[irisnectar]

“Blossoms” by Emma Rose

[blueeyesshyskies]

I wanna see Walsh and santos becoming evil scheming lesbians together. I know they would fucking terrorise Robby and abbot. Their brotp would be fucking unstoppable