"i hear nebraska's nice."

rick grimes rp blog. | open | OC-friendly | by lowri. "they're gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out: they're fucking with the wrong people." both the leader, and the captive, rick grimes navigates the apocalypse precariously. a shadow of his former self, left behind with the dead flowers brought by a dead friend. "the worst thing i've ever done was live, when other people, who should have, didn't."

[michonnegrimes]

I love you.          I love you, too.

[balladofamadman]

probably rick at some point: broken jaws don’t talk shit.

[mccallofxduty]

HI HELLO MINI PSA: please know that whether you reply in an hour or in a week or even in a month and then some every time you keep one of our threads going it makes me smile. thank you for putting a little bit of your time and energy into writing with me. it’s honestly such a pleasure to rp with you.

[worldfathered-a]

me, when carl died, climbing into a washing machine: i am disgusted i am revolted i dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ and this is the thanks i get

[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[memecollation]

Drink the ’ respect female muses, ocs and older muses ’ juice or die by my blade .

[sagamemes]

fifty ways to kiss someone.   send me a 💏 and i will randomise a number in order for my muse to kiss yours…

…good morning.

…goodnight.

…goodbye.

…where it hurts.

…where it doesn’t hurt.

…on a falling tear.

…to shut them up.

…in secrecy.

…in public.

…desperately.

…in joy.

…in grief.

…discreetly.

…casually.

…passionately.

…lazily.

…to distract.

…as encouragement.

…for luck.

…on a scar.

…on a place of insecurity.

…in a rush of adrenaline.

…in relief.

…in danger.

…as a ‘yes’.

…as an apology.

…as a suggestion.

…as a lie.

…as a promise.

…as comfort.

…after a small rejection.

…to wake yours up.

…forcefully.

…to pretend.

…to gain something.

…to give up control.

…without a motive.

…because yours is running out of time.

…because mine is.

…because the world is ending.

…because the world is saved.

…out of pride.

…out of greed.

…out of lust.

…out of anger.

…out of envy or jealousy.

…out of spite.

…out of habit.

…out of necessity.

…out of love.

[coltpythoning]

i was lookin @ u and u was lookin @ me and we was thinkin......... weehueeheeuhehwuhuhu................

[trcshymemes]

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

[gabetastic-blog]

Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

Who’s more dominant:

Who’s the cuddler:

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Who uses all the hot water:

Most trivial thing they fight over: 

Who does most of the cleaning: 

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: 

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  

Who leaves their stuff around:

Who remembers to buy the milk: 

Who remembers anniversaries:  

Who cooks normally: 

How often do they fight:

What do they do when they’re away from each other: 

Nicknames for each other: 

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: 

Who steals the covers at night: 

What would they get each other for gifts:

Who kissed who first:

Who made the first move:

Who remembers things: 

Who started the relationship:

Who cusses more: 

What would they do if the other one was hurt: 

Who is the dirty talker:

A head canon:

[coltpythoning]

someone: are you okay?

me: *in a high-pitched mocking voice* "are you okay?" what the fuck.

[thenorthern-girl]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[growling-suggestion]

Nobody fucking “owns” me so jot that down

[rick-rhymes]

Rick Grimes has actually and truly ruined me for other male characters. If a guy cannot aggresively adore his spouse and kids, perform Fast & Furious level car stunts, break into ugly sobs every five minutes, and bathe in the blood of the people he just killed, then what is even the point?

[coltpythoning]

ok so basically……………….. i’m wick owo 

[wiingeddefender]

[coltpythoning]

is rick not enough for u??? swine???? (idk how icons work anymore can i just straight up post whatever i’ve got or do i need to ask i’m????? boomer moment)

[wiingeddefender]

id explain but then youd accuse me of mansplaining 

[coltpythoning]

no pwease i need a big stwong man to expwain how twumblr works :((((

[wiingeddefender]

[coltpythoning]

hey bitch what’s up bitch............. let me talk to u...............

[coltpythoning]

ok so basically……………….. i’m wick owo 

[wiingeddefender]

[coltpythoning]

is rick not enough for u??? swine???? (idk how icons work anymore can i just straight up post whatever i’ve got or do i need to ask i’m????? boomer moment)

[wiingeddefender]

id explain but then youd accuse me of mansplaining 

[coltpythoning]

no pwease i need a big stwong man to expwain how twumblr works :((((